Hate to say it, friends, but the just-announced lineup for Bonnaroo 2011 kicks some Coachella ass. 

One word: Robyn. OK, four more words: Florence and the Machine. 

That's right, two of the most gaydored acts of today are headlining this year's Bonnaroo. Sharing the stage will be a healthy roster of artists that make me willing to brave Appalachia for once:

Eminem, Arcade Fire, Widespread Panic, the Black Keys, Buffalo Springfield, My Morning Jacket, Lil Wayne, String Cheese Incident, Robert Plant & Band of Joy, Mumford & Sons, the Strokes, the Decemberists, Ray Lamontagne, Bassnectar, Iron & Wine, Girl Talk, Primus, Dr. John and the Original Meters, Alison Krauss & Union Station, Pretty Lights, Florence + the...