Anderson Cooper is so upset with Star Jones for accusing him of coming out of the closet for ratings that he broke character for a split second to reveal something even rarer than a unicorn: the angry Anderson Cooper face that you see above (a.k.a. our new Halloweenie costume). 

What words did that gaping mouth have for Miss Star Jones?

Putting on her best "I'm just sayin'" face, Star Jones took to the Today show this week to suggest that Anderson Cooper stated the obvious to boost ratings for his daytime talk show.