How witty.

The Florida Family Association, a won't-stop-at-anything chapter of the AFA hate group, mustered up the cleverest banner they could in an attempt to offend kids in Tacoma, Washington. 

Updated Friday at 3:45 p.m. PST

Never one to back down from a fight (even if it doesn't directly involve her), Sharon Osbourne has jumped into the fray between Lady Gaga and her daughter, Kelly. And let's just say, she's not exactly playing nicely with Mother Monster...

See what Sharon had to say after the jump!

A state of the art anti-bullying center will travel the U.S. alongside Lady Gaga's upcoming Born This Way Ball tour, news from the international pop-star reveals. Details follow.

After parading her not-such-a-gigantic-hit album around the globe, Gaga is finally set to come home in early 2013, as evidenced by these initial "Born This Way Ball" tour dates for Canada and America. See if your city made the list, after the jump.

18-year old Patrick Schwarzenegger wants to get on our good side early on in his career, as apparent in his new promotional video for Lady Gaga's anti-bullying organization, the Born This Way Foundation. 

Office Depot has its paws up! The company has announced it will donate at least $1 million to support Lady Gaga's Born This Way Foundation, a move that is being met with both applause and (not surprisingly) some backlash.

More after the jump.

Lady Gaga's serving up some depressing realness in this latest track that may or may not end up on her next album.

Check out the new song that she debuted for her "superfans," titled "Princess Die" (and yes, it's D-I-E).

Hear it after the jump!

Lady Gaga and Cynthia Germanotta's Grandmother Monster's Born This Way Foundation asked the community to "create a visual representation of bravery" for a contest designed to spread empowerment. Check out the artistic piece that was just announced as the contest's winner after the jump...

Looking like Lady Bunny 25 lbs. ago and on muscle relaxers, a pre-concussion Lady Gaga spoke candidly about her one-sided feud with Madonna to a New Zealand crowd. 

*Spoiler Alert* 

If you want your knowledge of the art, arrangements, choreography and costumes for Madonna's MDNA tour to remain pristine and unblemished until you check it out in North America or Europe, do NOT follow the jump! 

Updated Tuesday, 11:00 a.m. EST with video

Madonna cleverly blasts Lady Gaga in new leaked footage from the MDNA tour rehearsals. If you don't want to check out artful yet dark images and video showing what thousands upon thousands of gays have cashed out their IRA's early to be able to afford to check out, then don't follow the jump!

Promoters in Indonesia have offered Lady Gaga an olive branch after local police refused to grant them a permit to bring the Born This Way Ball tour to Jakarta. If Mother Monster tones down her shows and makes alterations approved by the heavily religious society, say the reinvigorated promoters, Jakarta's leaders will let her perform. Greeting the news with a shrug of her pointed prosthetic shoulders, Gags and her team have refused to censor the BTW ball. Details follow.