Apologies to the small minority of homophobic Americans, but the corporations that make all the food in your pantries are coming out of the closet left and right to support LGBT rights. Since the Pride-celebrating rainbow Oreo cookie has gone viral, Buzzfeed went ahead and imagined what other snack foods would look like if they came out of the closet.

Apparently President Obama is to blame for the vast liberal conspiracy to turn the Boy Scouts of America gay—at least according to Chuck Norris.

In a piece he posted to Ammoland.com, a "shooting sports news website" (really, Chuck?), Norris blasts the President for working behind-the-scenes to create "a pro-gay Boy Scouts of America."

Cuz you know...that would be awful.

More after the jump.

Now this is worth breaking our diet of vodka soda and mint-flavored dental floss!

Oreo posted this delectable image of a (sadly) Photoshopped Oreo stuffed with rainbow colored cream to their Facebook page in celebration of LGBT Pride month.

Unsurprisingly, it's already sparked some controversy.

More after the jump.

Leave it to the men of Andrew Christian to perk us up at the end of a long Monday!

Once again, they prove to be innovators in the marketing of underwear. We can't help but focus on the quality of the product, the texture, the sheer variety of styles.

We're sure you're all focused on the same thing.

Take a look at Andrew Christian's "Jock Strap Cowboys" campaign after the jump!

Air Force airman Tech. Sgt. Erwynn Umali and his partner Will Behrens became one of the first same-sex couples to hold their civil union ceremony on a U.S. military base on Saturday. 

There were lots of outfits to behold at the NYC Pride March on Sunday, but perhaps none had as much current topical significance as the troop uniforms ousted den leader Jen Tyrrell and gaylebrity George Takei donned for their Boy Scouts ensemble. 

Analysts are likely expecting General Mills stock prices to rise over the coming weeks after a shady National Organization for Marriage associated-group announced a protest of the gay-friendly company. And we all know how great "Dump Starbucks" was for the coffee corp! (Details follow). 

If you noticed the drool-worthy boys of Andrew Christian in person at L.A. Pride or White Party 2012 and wished you could bring them home with you, the underwear designer has today answered your prayers with the next best thing: his latest video featuring the hottest California boys kicking off summer! 

The NSFW video after the jump!

More and more individuals are calling out the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) on their bigoted policies.

Former Eagle Scout Naka Nathaniel recently renounced his rank until the BSA ends its ban on gay scouts and LGBT leaders.

Nathaniel says, “I really felt so disappointed that in the past 20 years, since I earned my Eagle Scout rank, that Scouting has turned back on people it should be openly embracing."

Check out his interview MSNBC's Thomas Roberts after the jump!

We needed a little something to lighten the mood. (Seriously, that Erik Rhodes news was sad.)

What could be better than a gay parody of One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful"???

And no, we're not taking a side on One Direction vs. The Wanted.

Seriously. Don't ask us to. There's room for both.

Check out One Orientation's clever parody, "That Makes You Homosexual" after the jump!

Sad news to report today, Instincters: Erik Rhodes, one of the most recognized gay porn stars in the world, has passed away at age 30. Rhodes, who was open about his use of steroids and club drugs, apparently died from a heart attack in the early morning hours. 

We admit, when President Obama came out in support of same-sex marriage we felt like bursting into song!

Thankfully for all in close proximity we didn't, but that didn't stop the self-proclaimed "Obama Boy," Justin Brown from doing so!

Apparently he developed immediate warm and fuzzy feelings (in his heart and seemingly in his nether regions) for the POTUS and now he's unleashed them on the interwebs via his video titled, "I Have A Crush On Obama."

Check it out after the jump!