Wow! One Million Moms are on a roll. First their unsuccessful threats to boycott JC Penney for hiring Ellen turned the retail partnership into an international media frenzy, doing wonders for the store. Now, a threatened boycott of Archie Comics due to the brand allowing its gay character to wed has lead to the issue in question SELLING OUT. Jeez, with how well the subjects of a One Million Moms boycott end up doing, perhaps the organization will threaten our non-existent six pack or our Etsy store?

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Jon Goldwater, CEO of Archie Comics, has issued an impressive response to the threat of boycott from the American Family Association/One Million Moms. So, what's Goldwater's moving message?

Having lost their battle against Ellen and JC Penney, the American Family Association side-project One Or Two One Million Moms has set a new (and unsurprising) target in its sight: the innuendo-laden Liquid Plumr ad that inspired us to take two "personal days" last week. Details follow.

Really? These innocuous (and mostly funny) ads are what had One Million One or Two Homophobic Moms crying wolf about? Follow the jump to watch the JC Penney spots that didn't kill one billion undead heterosexual Christian babies and didn't make the breasts of god-fearing women explode after watching (or whatever that wackjob at the American Family Association foretold).

Starbucks' latest brew is too bold for Iowa hate group leader Bob Vander Plaats, who on Monday called on his followers to boycott the coffeemaker.

Calls for a boycott of JC Penney because of the just-announced partnership with Ellen DeGeneres have received attention from GLAAD, which has launched a petition to help the LGBT stand behind the retailer. 

In its latest display of mind-numbing hypocrisy, the National Organization for Marriage is asking homophobes to complain to Starbucks HQ about the coffeemaker's support of marriage equality both in Washington state and at the federal level. Details follow. 

We rarely find ourselves rushing to the defense of carbs and confectionery sugars (especially in this fragile period of time when our New Years resolutions are barely clinging to life), but hate group the Family Research Council's battle waged against Thin Mints has brought us to this point. 

Remember when Siman Doonan outed "gay foods" last week? Well, he accidentally left out Girl Scout's popular cookies, which are a little too gay for some sweet-toothed reactionaries.

Don't go celebrating Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy's AIDS Run win by ending the gay boycott of the fast-food king with a chicken sandwich just yet—Equality Matters has uncovered 2009 IRS tax forms that reveal the company donated nearly $2 million to anti-gay causes. Details follow.

Dear AFA, attack the politics and the media, if that makes you feel better. Attack HRC, the Task Force, even attack GLAAD, because they are built to take your lies and hate. But to attack an organization that has saved the lives of countless youth is shameful and pathetic! Details after the jump.

Isn't it funny that after all of these seasons of Dancing with the Stars often featuring celebrities who have done unethical things in their careers, AFA is just now boycotting the show because of Chaz? Details after the jump.