Anderson Cooper is so upset with Star Jones for accusing him of coming out of the closet for ratings that he broke character for a split second to reveal something even rarer than a unicorn: the angry Anderson Cooper face that you see above (a.k.a. our new Halloweenie costume). 

What words did that gaping mouth have for Miss Star Jones?

Did his trademark frosted tips seep into his brain cells during his time in NSYNC and shield him from reality or does Lance Bass really think that not a single soul had a clue he was gay before he publicly stated it with a ticker tape parade and a People Magazine cover?

Lance appeared on the lovable Ricki Lake's resurrected daytime show to discuss his decision to come out, a difficult choice given that he believes nobody ever guessed for a second that he might have a bad case of the gay. 

Putting on her best "I'm just sayin'" face, Star Jones took to the Today show this week to suggest that Anderson Cooper stated the obvious to boost ratings for his daytime talk show.