We may not be the target audience for this, but we're loving it nonetheless. 

We've got sympathy for our straight brethren. Maybe they should exercise some of their seeming frustration over here on the dark side??

Check out the hilarious straight male lament of how "No one has sex in LA!" after the jump.

Because nothing gets gays hotter than Pope Benedict XVI, Bel Ami's George Duroy snuck his cameras into the Vatican to make the Prada-loving European who likes to always be surrounded by other dudes the newest star of his porn franchise.