Ugh! Not the news we wanted to usher in the weekend with! 

NBC has cancelled Ryan Murphy's gay-surrogacy sitcom, The New Normal! 

More after the jump.

We were always told, "Someday your ship will come in," but apparently not this year.

In a move straight out of our nightmares, New York City's annual "Fleet Week," which brings gorgeous U.S. Naval sailors into the city by the droves has been cancelled. 

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That noise you just heard is the sound of millions of Little Monsters' heads simultaneously exploding around the globe!

Mother Monster, Lady Gaga, has just cancelled her world tour!

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Not surprising, but sad nonetheless. The New York City Mayor's office has officially cancelled this year's Village Halloween Parade. 

Slutty cops, slutty pirates, slutty devils, and slutty football players throughout the city are currently weeping. 

And we weep with you.

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Straight from the mouths of babes (literally)! Reichen Lehmkuhl has confirmed rumors that Logo, looking to broaden its lineup with more mainstream appeal, has pulled the plug on The A-Lists of New York and Dallas. 

Declining interest in the "ex-gay" movement due to its surging mainstream debunking has forced poor ol' Exodus International to cancel the 2012 edition of its annual "Love Won Out" conference.

So now they’re taking away our license plates? Really guys? Really?

You’d think homophobic bigots would be all in favor of descriptive tags that set us up for slashed tires and bashed in windows, but maybe they’ve all enrolled in the Kirk Cameron school of love and protection.

Anyway, twenty Indiana Senators have forced the State Bureau of Motor Vehicles (BMV) to revoke a specialty license plate that benefits LGBT youth citing a so-called "contractual violation."

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Rosie O'Donnell took a moment to address The Rosie Show's cancellation.

Take a look at what she had to say after the jump!

Sad face.

Mama Oprah and OWN have cancelled The Rosie Show, Rosie O’Donnell’s entertaining but supremely ratings-challenged talk show.

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Mark Salling, Chord Overstreet, Harry Shum Jr., Cory Monteith, Chris Colfer, and Kevin McHale are not coming to a concert hall near you this summer. 

Are you sad?

Just when we've discovered that Wolverine's bad boy bisexual son has his own comic, it gets discontinued. Details after the jump.