If we threatened to extort every supposedly straight guy that we had a “relationship” with in high school and college…well presumably we’d be in jail. Serving multiple sentences.

That threat apparently didn’t phase Christian Bedard, the former high school classmate of Major League Baseball player, Carl Pavano, the pitcher (heh.) for the Minnesota Twins.

Bedard alleges that he and Pavano had a 3-year sexual relationship in high school and apparently used Facebook as his means to get the professional ball player (handler?) to pay up in exchange for his silence.

More after the jump.