NYC's infamous Nasty Pig retail shop sent out a casting call a few months back for amateur models worthy of showing off its edgy accouterments. The five winners revealed in five separate sexy promo videos have left us squealing for more amateur Nasty Pig-gyness. Check out Mark, Abel, Matt, Will & Justin showing off the traits that crowned them as winners after the jump.

The people who brought you RuPaul's Drag Race are casting for a new reality show that we can only imagine is a blend between the A-List and Jersey Shore. God help us all. Casting info after the jump.

You think you got what it takes to play the Mother Monster in her own biopic? Lifetime is looking for the right person to depict the megastar. Details after the jump.

Are you that person who sits outside Warner Brothers or Paramount Studios hoping to be discovered? Well, unfortunately, it ain't 1943, which means we no longer give "uppers" and "downers" to our little Dakota Fannings and being "discovered" this way is as successful as not being discovered on Grindr at a gay bar. However, like your own personal fairy gay mother, we will point you in the right direction.

After the applicant pool for the planned Kept series on Logo (the show we told you about last year cut from the same casting cloth as The Real Housewives) proved dismal at best, casting agents and producers hoping to still cash in on the gay love affair with series of that type have changed plans a bit, this time to include gay power couples (instead of couples featuring one kept partner) in New York City. At least this idea is a little more palatable...

Our friends at Gawker point us toward a casting call for a reality show on the hunt for stereotypical gay guy/straight girl BFF's in New York City, a la Will & Grace or Carrie & Stan.*Warning: We are legally required to inform you that reading the below casting carries the risk of lowering your I.Q.

ARE YOU AND YOUR BFF THE REAL LIFE WILL & GRACE?

A high profile cable network, in association with Doron Ofir Casting, would like to explore the fabulously iconic relationships that only a gay man and his best female friend share. In the greatest city in the world, amidst the hustle and bustle, love, relationships and professional ambition combine with the frenzied and ultimately wonderful dysfunction that two like minds can share...