Now here's something to sing about!

Barihunks--aptly named in celebration of hunky baritone opera singers--has released a new calendar.

More after the jump!

Wanna skip working out your corneal muscles at the gym tonight? Avoid the steam room exercise machine (all that cruising buffs up the brows!) and instead let your eyes roll away countless reps courtesy of Tennessee's resident d-bag politician, state Sen. Stacey "Don't Say Gay" Campbell. So, what are Stacey's latest homophobic hijinks? 

Huarmey, Peru Mayor José Benítez has attempted to cause panic among the people of his coastal beach town by warning them that drinking tap water from a new source will turn them gay. Details follow.

If you suffer from color-blindness, we'll make Ned Flaherty's time-intensive chart displaying where each of the current crop of presidential candidates stand on LGBT rights simple: it's a whole lot of red! Follow the jump to see red with us.