Mike Huckabee can dust off his cherished D-Bag of the Day crown that we gave to him a few times during the 2008 election season, have it re-sized to fit his increasingly balding head and wear it proudly today because he's certainly earned it! 

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Nervous he will lose the American Family Association's hate-group status for 2013, Bryan Fischer went on a particularly nasty anti-gay and anti-child rant on his radio show recently. 

That was the sentiment of Wisconsin Senator Gary Grotham during his appearance on the Alan Colmes show when he regarded unwed parents, gay, straight or otherwise as child abusers and liars. What's worse? Putting this guy in a position to make laws, which is exactly what he intends. Ready for your big dose of WTF for the day? Keep reading.

We'd need the witness relocation program, another two or three wigs and some more Botox to successfully go in hiding if we ever worked up the guts to cross Dance Moms' star Abby Lee Miller's path. The woman is intimidating! Guess Dancing With The Stars hotties Derek Hough and Mark Ballas are more courageous as the pair has blasted Abby and her show for what they call "child abuse."