Check your leash size, 'cause Drew Droege's cult-hit Chloe has returned from much too long of a hiatus (spent sharing a raw salt lunch with Carol Channing) to explore the world of "Pets."

Just in time for the holidays the fabulous Drew Droege is bringing us new Chloe!!

Chloe Sevigny presents "The 12 Days Of Christmas" after the jump!

It might not be good for our pre-holigay diet, but Chloe's transformation from fearing "sandwick" to loving a good grated goat meat or albatross wing "sandwick" means we naturally have to follow her trend-setting prowess. 

Check out the latest from Chloe after the jump. 

Just when you think Drew Droege must be out of good ideas for his long running cult/viral hit character Chloe Sevigny, the actor goes and officiates a real life wedding for Toronto couple David Hawe and John Paul Kane—in character, of course!

Follow the jump to check out the latest from Chloe, "Nuptials"! 

We love us some Chloe Sevigny (almost as much as we love Drew Droege playing Chloe Sevigny), so when we heard she'd taken on a role as a transgendered hitwoman (WHAT?!) we knew it was going to be appointment television.

Well our appointment just got moved up a bit. DIRECTV is streaming the first full episode of Chloe's new show, Hit & Miss, now! 

The show officially premieres in two weeks on July 11, but you can watch it (and get a rundown of the show) after the jump! (*Contains violence, nudity, and profanity so may be NSFW!*)

Outfest got a little surprise from viral Internet tastemaker Chloe in the form of a 30th anniversary video.

Jelly! 

When we turn 30 in 12 years (we can hear you laughing!), a video from Chloe will be at the top of our birthday wish list! 

A new unauthorized biography claims that Jessie J. is incensed after being directed by her record label to tone down being a lesbian and come out as bisexual instead. Actually, according to her Twitter feed, the only thing the pop star seems incensed about is the publication's claims. 

Comedian Drew Droege's caricature of Chloe Sevigny is submerged into deeper depths of hipster esotericism with a new "Chloe" video released just in time for Valentine's Day. Grab someone from Williamsburg or Echo Park to help translate and follow the jump to watch!

At risk of bringing up the three iceburg lettuce chips we enjoyed for lunch (we splurged today!), we're sharing a behind-the-scenes video of that Chloe Sevigny/Terry Richardson shoot for trans magazine Candy we told you about recently.

If a drag version of Chloe Sevigny has achieved Internet meme viral stardom, perhaps the real Chloe Sevigny donning drag to impersonate photog Terry Richardson can do the same? (Follow the jump to see the real Chloe channel Terry!)

We need to fit into our Courtney Stodden Halloween costume (is there anything scarier than her this year?!) by tomorrow, but we can totally skip cardio at the gym today because of all the hyperventilation and heart-racing the side-splitting Halloween episode from Damiana Garcia provided us. Follow the jump to watch the Daily Freak Show host interview ex-Charlie's Angel Tanya Roberts in a spooky (and alcohol-soaked) hilarious video!