A new unauthorized biography claims that Jessie J. is incensed after being directed by her record label to tone down being a lesbian and come out as bisexual instead. Actually, according to her Twitter feed, the only thing the pop star seems incensed about is the publication's claims. 

Comedian Drew Droege's caricature of Chloe Sevigny is submerged into deeper depths of hipster esotericism with a new "Chloe" video released just in time for Valentine's Day. Grab someone from Williamsburg or Echo Park to help translate and follow the jump to watch!

At risk of bringing up the three iceburg lettuce chips we enjoyed for lunch (we splurged today!), we're sharing a behind-the-scenes video of that Chloe Sevigny/Terry Richardson shoot for trans magazine Candy we told you about recently.

If a drag version of Chloe Sevigny has achieved Internet meme viral stardom, perhaps the real Chloe Sevigny donning drag to impersonate photog Terry Richardson can do the same? (Follow the jump to see the real Chloe channel Terry!)

We need to fit into our Courtney Stodden Halloween costume (is there anything scarier than her this year?!) by tomorrow, but we can totally skip cardio at the gym today because of all the hyperventilation and heart-racing the side-splitting Halloween episode from Damiana Garcia provided us. Follow the jump to watch the Daily Freak Show host interview ex-Charlie's Angel Tanya Roberts in a spooky (and alcohol-soaked) hilarious video!

It's recently come to our attention that we now look to the fake Chloe Sevigny for the season's trend forecast. This autumn, according to Chloe, it's all about azzezories! Though the sketches have taken the Sassy Gay Friend route by lofting countless mentions its promotional partner (this time Alexis Bitar), we still love all the Chloe goodness. Follow the jump to watch.

Who knew that Sandra D. would spawn a child that had the balls to make a music video that would make Marilyn Manson take note? Olivia Newton John has been a friend to Instinct over the years, but we aren't sure if we are badass enough to roll with her daughter, Chloe! Video after the jump. Warning: some images are slightly to highly disturbing, depending on your extracurricular activities.

Was Candis Cayne not available? Details, side-eyes and giving the benefit of the doubt after the jump.

Did you know that Drew Droege's Chloe Sevigny loves "schprrrring"? Watch—and laugh—after the jump.

The most interesting Chloe Sevigny around, Drew Droege, returns to discuss Oscar season. Best one yet?

Though the viral caricature's in her likeness are vastly more interesting than she seems to be in person, the real Chloe Sevigny has finally spoken out about Drew Droege's "Chloe" YouTube videos, deciding that they are "sooo not me."

“I met him the other day,” Sevigny told Entertainment Weekly. “I feel like he doesn’t dress like me, he doesn’t talk like me! I feel like there’s zero connection. I don’t even understand how he can say it’s me. And then the things he references are sooo not me. He was very charming and very nervous. He thought I hated him. Of course not! I’m flattered. But it’s just not me at all!"

At least it has come to Chloe's attention that she's flattered by the satiric tributes.