Just in time for the holidays the fabulous Drew Droege is bringing us new Chloe!!

Chloe Sevigny presents "The 12 Days Of Christmas" after the jump!

We love us some Chloe Sevigny (almost as much as we love Drew Droege playing Chloe Sevigny), so when we heard she'd taken on a role as a transgendered hitwoman (WHAT?!) we knew it was going to be appointment television.

Well our appointment just got moved up a bit. DIRECTV is streaming the first full episode of Chloe's new show, Hit & Miss, now! 

The show officially premieres in two weeks on July 11, but you can watch it (and get a rundown of the show) after the jump! (*Contains violence, nudity, and profanity so may be NSFW!*)

At risk of bringing up the three iceburg lettuce chips we enjoyed for lunch (we splurged today!), we're sharing a behind-the-scenes video of that Chloe Sevigny/Terry Richardson shoot for trans magazine Candy we told you about recently.

If a drag version of Chloe Sevigny has achieved Internet meme viral stardom, perhaps the real Chloe Sevigny donning drag to impersonate photog Terry Richardson can do the same? (Follow the jump to see the real Chloe channel Terry!)

Was Candis Cayne not available? Details, side-eyes and giving the benefit of the doubt after the jump.

Though the viral caricature's in her likeness are vastly more interesting than she seems to be in person, the real Chloe Sevigny has finally spoken out about Drew Droege's "Chloe" YouTube videos, deciding that they are "sooo not me."

“I met him the other day,” Sevigny told Entertainment Weekly. “I feel like he doesn’t dress like me, he doesn’t talk like me! I feel like there’s zero connection. I don’t even understand how he can say it’s me. And then the things he references are sooo not me. He was very charming and very nervous. He thought I hated him. Of course not! I’m flattered. But it’s just not me at all!"

At least it has come to Chloe's attention that she's flattered by the satiric tributes.

Chloe (as portrayed satirically by the talented Drew Droege) returns to reveal her appreciation of Hallowe'en and all the little things about it that frighten her (like lost children!).

It’s sad when the caricature of you is more entertaining and effervescent than the real you, but we’re glad the other Chloë Sevigny is around to entertain; in fact, we share a few of the same plans for summer!