Our straight girlfriends won't shut up about their "girl crushes," so its only fair that we extend the same opportunity to hetero men who are comfortable enough in their sexuality to have healthy & innocuous "man crushes" of their own. 

Though guys shouldn't be limited in their dude crush selections, according to bro-blog Monolith there are apparently a clear "five secret man crushes that it's totally okay to have."

Which handsome hunks made the list?

We were underwhelmed by the first look at Anne Hathaway as Catwoman a few months back, but were promised, by all involved with the Dark Knight movie, that the next incarnation of the iconic character's outfit would be worthy of inspiring three drag queens to travel cross-country. Well, today, the entire Internet and Julie Newmar yawned at our first glimpse of the empty pleather-wrapped promise. Follow the jump for more.

If the future includes plenty of shirtless Christian Bales and Sam Worthingtons running around, then we can overlook menacing, humanity-destroying autonomous machines. Sure, it might be kind of difficult to let go of our Adam4Adam.com account at first, but with all the scorching hot half-men/half-machines running around, we might put technology to better use...