Well speak for yourself, Christian Newswire!

The "news source" has posed a question via the Americans For Truth About Homosexuality (which sports the brilliant domain name of www.americansfortruth.com) today surrounding all the TSA hoopla, and it goes a little something like this: "Should Gay TSA Agents be Barred from Giving 'Same-gender Pat-downs'?"

Cause, ya know, those sex-crazed gays will probably all flock to the security guard market now that we can grab your junk all in the name of national security. Let's just let the good Christians state the case themselves...