If it wasn't for the required "keyboarding" class I took in high school mumble-mumble years ago, all you'd see is nonsense typed into this blog post because I'm stroking the QWERTY blind right now. That's how far back in my pretty little skull my eyes are stuck. They quickly rolled to their death within ten seconds of watching this, like little lavender lemmings that have finally made it to the cliff. 

The cliff in question is a hate-fueled rap against homos titled "T Is For Tolerance." (T also stands for terrible. Oh, and tacky.)

While I massage my temples to get my eyes to roll back down to position, follow the jump to satisfy your day's cardio quota through a series of hefty, heaving and hearty laughs. 

A NYC straphanger gave a subway full of New Yorkers a reason to applaud on Saturday when he stood up to an ignorant wind bag!

The unidentified man couldn't take any more of the anti-gay rant being screamed on the train by someone who referred to himself as a preacher, so he schooled him on the true meaning of Christianity. Check out the incredible scene after the jump. 

Unfortunately, our nightly clutches of the rosary have proven ineffective because our prayers have been declined: Mrs. Betty Bowers will not be the new Pope. Check out the latest from America's Best Christian after the jump!

Students (and at least one teacher) at Sullivan High School in Indiana have demanded that queers be banned from the "traditional" prom they'd like to hold later this year. Local special ed teacher Diana Medley agrees BECAUSE THE BIBLE. 

Aaron Klein, owner of Sweet Cakes Bakery in Gresham, Oregon, is being investigated by the state after denying service to a lesbian couple in need of a wedding cake. 

Until humans invent the equivalent of refrigeration for homosexuals, says Oklahoma pastor James Taylor, it will remain an abomination. As for pork and shellfish, god has decided to promote them to "acceptable" now that we can jam double-wide freezers into our garages. Your daily dose of cray, after the jump. 

The trustworthy and invaluable LGBT organization CampusPride is making us do a double-take this Monday after announcing why it has called off its boycott of Chick-Fil-A. 

The ban on LGBT propaganda that Russia wants to implement nationwide has passed the Duma (lower house) with flying colors. Details follow. 

Rocketown, a Nashville music venue and Christian outreach center, is under fire itself for giving the pink slip to one of its employees for wearing a pro-gay shirt to work. 

We think the writers of Breaking Bad might have found their next award-winning storyline thanks to a very colorful drug dealing priest in Bridgeport, Connecticut. 

We had hoped NOM's promotion of Matt Barber's call for the death of gays was the lowest it could go in its campaign against Rhode Island marriage equality. But it gets worse. 

President Obama has replaced the rabidly anti-gay Pastor Louis Giglio with Priest Luis Leon, an Episcopal father who has a history of supporting the LGBT.