Want to sound like one of Satan's filthy sodomites? Then go ahead, use the vile, ungodly word "penis." Want to be saved by Jesus's light and restore the book of Genesis back to the Bible from where the gays have ripped it? Then follow the jump for Christwire's hilarious video providing 51 God-approved words to substitute for "penis." (Hint: "Twiddle Rompus" is one. Super sexy and arousing, right?)

As I batten the hatches (code for stock up on cases bottles of the vino) at a boy-bunker in Chelsea, Manhattan ahead of Hurricane Irene's direct hit (expected early Sunday a.m.), a little chuckle courtesy of Christwire provides a nice distraction...

As brilliant as Rachel Maddow is, it's nice to know that even the great bespectacled one makes a stumble here and there. Last night on her eponymous primetime MSNBC show, Rachel and team pulled up a quote from a website demanding that Sarah Palin lead the U.S. into a war with Egypt. Problem is, the website producers had culled the outrageous quote from is an actually well-known Christianist satire publication called Christwire. 

So, the good news is that Christwire's genius parody of religion in modern day American politics has officially achieved EPIC status. 

The bad news, as Rachel Maddow herself Tweets, is that the satirists are now one step ahead of her. 

But the better news? The fact that Rachel Maddow ...