It's Liza with a "FREE" this time around, thanks to this week's Swag Suite featuring the 40th anniversary edition of Cabaret on Blu-Ray!

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We always dim the lights, prepare a cocktail, grab a fresh box of Kleenex (just in case) and tell Siri to clear our schedule for the night when we set in for an evening of our own sentimental journeys. Judging from the classics covered by singer and award-winning actress Emmy Rossum, it looks like our routine won't change as we set out for an evening with her Sentimental Journey. 

Want to sit back, relax and enjoy the ride with the amazing Emmy? Join our website (it's free!) then head to our Swag Suite area for a chance to win Sentimental Journey, out today, on CD. Good luck!

Like Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard's previous incarnations (Video casette, DVD) have faded away, setting the scene for a triumphant "return to the screen" this week on Blu-Ray! 

Luckily, Sunset Boulevard's return to the screen in BR format isn't as delusional!

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No other film was as seminal in preparing us for adulthood as Romy And Michele's High School Reunion. (Well, no other non-Bel Ami film, that is). 

Of course we kid, we kid, but the impact of Romy & Michele and the resulting invention of Post Its should not be understated!

Want to relive Romy And Michele's High School Reunion in every glorious detail thanks to the film's release on Blu-Ray? Then you're in luck because we're giving away copies of the new-to-Blu-Ray classic in this week's Swag Suite! Follow the jump for details and to enter.

If you're like me, you've spent most of the past decade daydreaming about the whereabouts of Andrea "Andy" Sachs and Miranda Priestly and most likely need a new hobby will most likely greet today's news that The Devil Wears Prada is getting a sequel with hysterical shrieks.

Schlemiel! Schlimazel!

We owe a lot to Laverne & Shirley (other than teaching us our first words in Yiddish). The brassy Milwaukee girlfriends showed us that we too could make our dreams come true by becoming successful working girls who never let an alka-beverage out of our sights. Want to give Laverne & Shirley back their fruit fly status? Follow the jump to learn how you can win season five of the hit ABC sitcom!

The teacher who scrubbed the pansy word "gay" from "Deck the Halls" to butch up the otherwise testosterone fueled-Christmas jam session might have been on to something; now, an entire album of de-gayed holiday classics has been released, perfect for the straight man who wants to feel festive without, well, feeling queer. Follow the jump to watch the hilarious "Straight-Up Christmas" commercial from this week's Conan.

Classing up the joint with a mink stole and gold eyeshadow, Lady Gaga's sultry version of "White Christmas" (along with its cover art) has leaked to the Internet ahead of its scheduled debut during Mother Monster's Thanksgiving special. Follow the jump to check it out!

Gay culture certainly helped Ce Ce Peniston's "Finally" reach No. 1 in 1991, but a 20th anniversary update of the now-classic-hit leaves us out in an attempt to appeal to straight club culture. Watch the new music video for the track, refurbished with a varnish of the Hi-NRG trance sound of 2011, after the jump.

While we wish that some sort of black magic existed that'd make our Facebook profile pics take the burden of aging off our gorgeous visages and while we continue to save for a Cher-approved fetal-stem-cell sleeping chamber from HSN, at least we have the long-awaited U.S. DVD arrival of the classic Italian film, The Secret Of Dorian Gray, to keep our good eye distracted with vanity.

(Follow the jump to keep your good eye distracted with this week's Swag Suite giveaway!)

Andrew Lloyd Webber told Piers Morgan earlier this week that he'd like to cast Madonna in the remake of a gay-dored classic film. So, which iconic movie role is he offering Madonna?

There was no darker time in American history than the Prohibition era. Countless sweet, young cocktails separated from loving homes! Finally, one of the most trusted, bleak and riveting documentaries chronicling the shameful period has arrived on DVD: Lucky Lady, starring Liza Minnelli, Gene Hackman and Burt Reynolds. The three stars come together in the film as a compassionate menage a trois who answer a higher calling to place displaced and innocent alcohol back in the homes of caring Americans. It was God’s work, really.

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