After being dumped by the Jim Henson Company (makers of the Muppets), Chick-Fil-A is likely on the hunt for a new puppet that's more in line with the fast food chain's "Biblical values." Luckily, Conan has found the right puppet for the job: Chaz the intolerant chicken. 

It's time to break out your Cher Twitter - English translators again, Instincters! The Twitter-obsessed gay icon dished on her upcoming new album and duet with Lady Gaga over the weekend. Don't have a Cher Twitter dictionary? Follow the jump and let us translate!

Donald A. Perry, Vice President of Chick-fil-A Corporate Public Relations, has died from a heart attack in the midst of Chick-fil-A's looming PR nightmare. 

More info and other major updates on the fast food chain/hate group, after the jump. 

Updated Thursday, 11:30 a.m. EST

Chick-fil-A has responded to accusations that its PR department made a fake Facebook profile to conduct damaga control on the social network.

So, what does Chick-fil-A have to say about "Abby Farle"?

New at Chick-fil-A! Your serving of hate meat now comes with a side of lies! 

We broke the news on Monday that the Jim Henson Company had severed ties with the hate group fast food chain due to its war against the gays. But you'll never guess how at least one Chic-fil-A is allegedly spinning the latest PR nightmare...

We can easily picture Jon Stewart running slow motion in a red one piece as he tackles Chick-fil-A, The Boy Scouts, the Muppets and the city of Boston in a new edition of the "Gaywatch" for The Daily Show.

Check out the newest segment after the jump! 

So this is happening.

Writer-director Walter Hill is partnering up with The Aldrich Company to remake 1962's gothic classic, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?, which famously starred gay icons of the golden age, Joan Crawford and Bette Davis.

We're trying to be mature about this. You tell us you're remaking Steel Magnolias; we deal. You tell us you're remaking The Sound Of Music; we deal.

We. Are. Dealing.

But how much are we supposed to take?! More after the jump.

The Weinstein Company's embattled documentary, Bully, scored a huge victory today with the announcement that the film's rating will be lowered to "PG-13."

More after the jump!

The Weinstein Company  (TWC) just gave the finger to the MPAA and we’re all about it! (Not that demure, classy gays like ourselves would ever dream of…yeah.)

By now you’ve all heard about the documentary Bully, which has garnered support from the likes of Ellen DeGeneres and both anti-bullying and LGBT advocates.

After months of haggling with the MPAA and an aggressive campaign that included a Change.org petition (helmed by former bullying victim Katy Butler) that was signed by nearly 500,000 people urging the MPAA to lower the documentary’s R-rating and allow the film to be shown in schools, the Weinstein Company has decided to release the film unrated.   

More after the jump.

A slew of celebrities and big-name personas have jumped on to the protest of the MPAA for its inhibitive R-rating of Bully, including Ellen, who interviews the parents featured in the heartwrenching documentary. The full unedited tear-jerking interview that didn't make the Ellen broadcast follows.

The signatures from Capitol Hill are flocking en masse to petition the MPAA to change the rating for the anti-bullying documentary Bully. Details follow. 

UPDATED Friday 10:20 a.m. EST

The Weinstein Company appealed an MPAA rating of R attached to its upcoming doc Bully on Thursday in Sherman Oaks, California. Sure,  Bully addresses heavy subject matter, but no heavier than what LGBT schoolkids often endure—which is why producers fought for a reduced rating to be able to show the anti-bullying documentary in middle and high schools around the country. Find out how the MPAA ruled in Weinstein's appeal, after the jump.