If the bedazzled beret and meggings aren't doing their job, Andy Richter and George Takei have launched a coming out service just in time for those awkward family holiday dinners. Get welcomed "to the wonderful world of gay" in the hilariously adorable sketch from Tuesday night's Conan after the jump!

After being dumped by the Jim Henson Company (makers of the Muppets), Chick-Fil-A is likely on the hunt for a new puppet that's more in line with the fast food chain's "Biblical values." Luckily, Conan has found the right puppet for the job: Chaz the intolerant chicken. 

The teacher who scrubbed the pansy word "gay" from "Deck the Halls" to butch up the otherwise testosterone fueled-Christmas jam session might have been on to something; now, an entire album of de-gayed holiday classics has been released, perfect for the straight man who wants to feel festive without, well, feeling queer. Follow the jump to watch the hilarious "Straight-Up Christmas" commercial from this week's Conan.

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Video of the wedding officiated by the great ginger one on Thursday night's episode of Conan has landed on the web, and it actually isn't so bad. Follow the jump to watch!

Conan O'Brien spent an exhaustive three minutes online getting ordained so that he may officiate a gay wedding at New York's Beacon Theatre, which will be broadcast live on his show. Details follow.

Glee's Chris Colfer shared the story of a recent encounter with Hollywood's HBIC Betty White during a recent trip to Conan. (He also shared photos of his past Halloween costumes. Judging by his fleeting but spot-on Betty White impression, sounds like he should consider Golden Girling it for 2011?) Follow the jump to watch!

"It has recently been brought to my attention (read out loud in your best Chloe voice) that I'm a bear icon," Seth Rogen told Conan O'Brien earlier this week. (Follow the jump for the rest!)

We haven't seen one diva do another diva so well since Lady Gaga did her best Bette Midler impersonation by strapping on something other than a codpiece to become a mermaid in a wheelchair. Nicole Scherzinger (whose star-meter has been rising all year) reaches new heights when she pulls out a hilarious trick she's kept hidden all these years during a visit with Conan.

Well, Kathy Griffin always calls 'em like she sees 'em. When it comes to Michele Bachmann, it seems our favorite ginger comedian has perfect vision. So, what did Kathy have to say about Michele while visiting Conan last night?

James Franco is a man of many trades. But according to his appearance on Conan, the hunky Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes star's next trade might be rough.

There’s one big (buff) reason we’re dying to see the otherwise straight-boy appealing Conan the Barbarian remake: Jason freakin’ Momoa. Adding to our excitement is how Jason explains he honed his body for the role...

With the final movie out to the world, the Harry Potter adventure seems to have come to an end, however, this will not stop superfans from rewriting Harry Potter history. After the jump, watch the charming but embarrassed Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy, suffer through Conan's barrage of homoerotic fan-made art of Harry and Draco.