...and would give the role of "Cool Mom" (played in the cult-hit movie by Amy Poehler) to noted Mean Girls fan Mariah Carey!

It's too much for us to process on a fuzzy hangover Monday, but Tina Fey basically confirmed that the money we give to the Santaria priestess whom we found on Craigslist is worth it. There will (most likely) be a Mean Girls musical coming to Broadway. Deets after the break.

...our husband Mario Lopez and walking Mayan prophecy Khloe Kardashian! 

TMZ confirms a month of rumors to announce that The X-Factor will go old school American Idol and parade not one but two coiffed queens on stage as hosts (R.I.P. Brian Dunkleman).  

If you didn't get enough man meat during this summer's hottest flick, Channing Tatum promises you there will be a "bigger" serving coming soon. (*His choice of appropriate adjective, not ours!). Details follow.

Attorney's representing John Travolta have basically won the lottery! More fire flaming the fuel of the A-Lister's gay "scandal" has emerged courtesy of that bastion of troof, the National Enquirer, which is reporting that John's former secretary has confirmed his hidden homosexuality. 

Spiky haired Food Network star Anne Burrell laid rest to the gay rumors that followed her all week after Ted Allen, another of the channel's celebrity personalities, "outed her." 

There is a goddess.

Our prayers were answered on Sunday when male supermodel Tyson Beckford confirmed the existence of a rumored solo "sex" tape and shrugged off its inevitable public release with a sexy dose of confidence that only makes us wanna spend our change to watch the thing even more!

OK, we can't get married for fear of "destroying the institution's sanctity," but THIS?!! (Details follow.)

The match made in Heaven.com is for realsies! After a month of speculation, Adam Lambert has put gay gossip (redundant?) to rest by confirming he will become the frontman for Queen. For one night only. Hey, we'll take what we can get! Details follow. 

Technically outed by rumors heard in a whisper campaign used by his opposition, Texas Board of Education member George Clayton (R-Richardson) has confirmed that he has a "male partner." Details follow.

He says it has nothing to do with the rumored catfight with Tyra Banks, but Andre Leon Tally has confirmed that he is leaving America's Next Top Sears Catalogue Hand Model Model. So, who will fill the Vogue editor's seat at the judging table?

The rollercoaster ride on one of the most dramatic behind-the-scenes shows to ever grace our gossip pages has come to an end: Katherine Heigl confirms with Entertainment Weekly's Michael Ausiello that her time on Grey's Anatomy is officially over. Though scheduled to appear in the final five episodes of the season, Izzie (Heigl's character) made her final appearance on January 21.

Ausiello reports:

“I am done,” declares Heigl. “We just finalized our agreement. Everyone had been working really hard to find an amicable and gracious way of letting go and moving on. It’s sad but it’s what I wanted.”

The 31-year-old actress reveals that it was family issues, not her burgeoning film career, that prompted her to approach series...