The CIMA Awards (jokingly referred to as the Catholic Oscars or the Catholic Emmy Awards) handed out a surprising trophy this week. 

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After an intense reaction from the right over the past 24 hours, LGBT activist Dan Savage has apologized for calling the Christian student walkout that ocurred on his watch "pansy assed." However, he is not sorry for calling the Bible "bullshit."

With a little help from GLAAD, the Miss Universe Organization has announced an official policy change and will allow trans contestants to compete for the title. Details follow.

Renowned feminist attorney and professional camera whore Gloria Allred has been invited to visit Trump's Trousers, a property the controversial mogul claims is "very very impressive." Gloria received the esteemed invitation after holding a press conference announcing her representation of Miss Universe contestant Jenna Talackova, who is fighting against the pageant organization for her right to compete. We're sure Gloria's jumping with uncontainable excitement at the opportunity to check out The Donald's junk. The creepy details follow. 

Even at the age of 53 TIMELESS!!, Madonna is causing controversy for work deemed "too racy." Details follow. 

A transphobic card deemed by Urban Outfitters as "charming" and sold on the retailer's website has sparked outrage among the LGBT community and allies. Details follow.

The seeds seem to be falling far away from the Trump tree as Donald Trump Jr. distances himself from his father's opposition to marriage equality. Details follow. 

The trend of super suggestive studs in advertising continues with a print spot for Voskos Greek Yogurt that could easily be mistaken for a screenshot from a Kristen Bjorn title. Follow the jump for NSFW future One Million Moms boycott material!

With the Oscars and Angie's yes-we-can-can fame whoring leg barely out the door, awards season continues with the revealtion of *some of the 2012 Nobel Peace Prize nominees. Bradley Manning, the openly gay US Army private accused of the biggest military leak in the country's history, has been included in the 231 names to receive a Nobel Peace Prize nomination. 

Well it’s certainly provocative. 

We admittedly cringed when we read the slogan, but after taking a look at the ad—we get it.

In an effort to bring attention to male sexual assault, a taboo subject that not enough people are talking about, Survivors UK came up with the “Real Men Get Raped” campaign. Check it out after the jump!

A sassy same-sex wedding card reportedly on sale at Whole Foods isn't exactly inspiring a chorus of chuckles across the LGBT community. The message on the inside of the card (complete with a glaring grammatical error) that's left some gays and lesbians feeling offended, after the jump. 

Maybe the Mayans were on to something with that whole 2012 thing. Bill O'Reilly has outspokenly supported Ellen (and every gay person's right to employment). Ellen has offered to let Billo use her JC Penney employee discount. What's going on?