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So it looks like we won't be getting a Macbook. Or a new car.

It's been revealed that the "Pay Away The Gay" Craigslist ad was, in fact, a hoax.  More after the jump!

Phil Hinkle, the homophobic Indiana lawmaker caught soliciting sex from a teenage gay escort earlier this month, has refused to leave his post as a state representative and practically quotes Lady Gaga as he denies being gay. Details follow. 

Craigslist is good for more than just finding a second-hand iPad or a lunchtime quickie; thanks to its popularity it can give us a good glimpse into the sex lives of gay Americans! Which city has the most gay sex ads? What word appears more than "bottom"? Which metropolis has denizens on a constant search for the keyword "hung"? All of your questions will be answered, after the jump!