A Maryland delegate whose drinking allegedly resulted in a boat collision that fractured the skull of a five-year-old girl says his legislative colleagues' betrayal on the issue of same-sex marriage was a partial cause of his drinking.

So basically marriage equality is why this guy crashed his boat and broke a kid's skull. Got it? 

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There are either way more gay Olympians than we currently know of or there are a lot of very hopeful Londoners.

Apparently within minutes of the first Olympic athletes arriving in London, Grindr, the gay "dating" (ha!) website that's the best friend of many-a-homosexual, crashed due to the exceedingly high volume of demand.

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Kathy Najimy, star of Bear City 2, treats fellow Goldilocks Chelsea Handler to a not-half-bad crash course in gay bear culture in a recent appearance on Chelsea Lately. 

Think you know your gay bear culture better than Kathy? 

While the Instinct staff attending London Pride are being thoughtful, responsible gays, Mr. George Michael is not. The embattled star was arrested leaving London festivities after crashing his Range Rover into a Snappy Snap store around 3:30 a.m. on Sunday. Though police won’t say if George was sloshed or filled with too much Pride, it is George’s third arrest for reckless driving.