Someone sniffed too many poppers on New Year's Eve. We're not even a week into 2013 and there's already too much cray-cray circling the Internet, namely thanks to self-labeled "ex gay porn star" Joseph Sciambra. In a video that will be studied by psychiatry students for decades to come, Sciambra claims gay men give birth to the devil anally. 

Feel better about your own sanity by watching Sciambra's video after the jump!

Oh. My. Gaga! For every DADT repeal, A-list lesbian and Ricky Martin, there's got to be some crazies. Full spectrum here. After the jump, read about why an axe murderer was let loose in public with tools that could cut through you like butter. 

I acknowledge that this isn't the first interspecies-related post this week, but this was too fascinating to pass up. Furthermore, using common logic and statistics, we surely must have our share of furries that might appreciate this update. Brace yourself, because we are going there. Surprising and controversial new research after the jump.