Dancing with the Stars has really classed up its show by hiring a full time LAPD unit in addition to a brand new cast that includes trouble-maker Andy Dick. 

Kylie took it way back beyond 1987 with her Motown version of "The Locomotion" on Tuesday night's Dancing With The Stars.

Didn't get a chance to check out our girl Kylie command a horn section like never before? We got your gorgeous backs! Follow the jump to watch Kylie's show stopping performance. 

Are we picking on poor Bristol?

It was recently announced that Sarah Palin's progeny will be making her (much anticipated??) return to Dancing With The Stars.

During the Television Critics Association tour, Bristol was asked whether she would mind dancing with a gay dance partner. Apparently she wasn't too pleased by the question's implication.

See what she has to say after the jump!

Feel free to direct any Friday frustration at ABC today, folks, for extending Bristol Palin's clock well beyond its 15th minute; the surgically altered modern-day face of the Palin family has been announced as one of the "celebrities" that will compete this fall on Dancing With The Stars: All Stars.

Sure, she had a baby and all, but it’s still be way too long since we had a new Alanis album. And while the new disc may not be dropping until late August, we now officially have the first single! Listen to “Guardian” after the jump.

Button down shirts stand no match against the mountainous man boobs of Dancing With The Stars' William Levy. Watch yet another button down give its life to bring us joy and more in the just-released behind-the-scenes video culled from William's shirtless shoot for the cover of the current People Magazine.

Our husband, openly gay Swedish football star Anton Hysén, is putting his pedigree (and a few other things) on display as a competitor in his country's Dancing With The Stars franchise, Just Dance. The hunky out sportsman's hips don't lie, so follow the jump for the delicious truth!

So we were all set to boycott Dancing With The Stars after they dismissed our beloved gay icon, Martina Navratilova, but recent nearly-nude photos of one her competitors, Cuban actor William Levy, have made that damn near impossible.

Sorry Martina.

Check out the muy caliente Mr. Levy after the jump!

Arguably the greatest female tennis player of all time and out-gay pioneer and activist, Martina Navratilova is burning up the floor this season on ABC's Dancing With The Stars!

While she got off to a rocky start last week, at least according to the judges, Martina’s never been one to give up—hence her ridiculous tennis trophy case. Getting a handle on those dance moves is probably a lot like perfecting your serve-and-volley game, right?

In either case, we want to support this legend the way she’s always supported us!

More after the jump!

Hmmm. Not very! But a couple of openly gay legends and gaydored icons have been inclued on this year's roster of Dancing with the Stars. Who are they?

We'd need the witness relocation program, another two or three wigs and some more Botox to successfully go in hiding if we ever worked up the guts to cross Dance Moms' star Abby Lee Miller's path. The woman is intimidating! Guess Dancing With The Stars hotties Derek Hough and Mark Ballas are more courageous as the pair has blasted Abby and her show for what they call "child abuse." 

Just a few weeks after his latest OWN doc special in which he proposed, we received word today that Chaz Bono and his fiancée Jennifer Elia have split up. Get their statement on the canceled engagement after the jump.