From one queen regularly dressed in designer label chiffon dresses to another queen regularly dressed in designer label chiffon dresses, Lady Gaga has called out Pope Benedict for calling same-sex marriage "injurious." 

So, what words does Mother Monster have for Benedict?

Instead of gold, Chicago's Cardinal Francis George gave 400 couples celebrating their golden 50th anniversaries an earful of bigotry. Speaking at a mass anniversary party, the Cardinal told the straight couples on hand that the "friendships" of gay people must not be made legal. 

New comments from Peter Sartain—the notorious anti-gay bishop of Washington—remind us to pour some of our third morningtime mimosa out on the sidewalk in memory of the lost civilizations of the Netherlands, Canada, Spain, Norway, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden, Portugal, South Africa, Iceland and Argentina, who all crumbled "beyond repair' after extending civil marrige rights to all couples. 

Pippa Middleton can come out of hiding now that Karl Lagerfeld has given some time to how he feels about her face. After advising Pippa to stick to just showing her back because he didn't like her face, Karl has done an about-face (bah duh bah!) and now says it doesn't bother him so much. Her makeup, on the other hand...

Popular Pastor Joel Osteen appeared on CNN Thursday morning for quite the round-table alongside the Richard Socarides that turned into what should've been an Aha! moment for the man of the cloth. 

In an attempt to copy + paste Malaysia's "Warning Signs of Homosexuality" into American culture, hate group leader Tony Perkins is telling parents not to condone the "lifestyle behavior" of homosexuality.

Who wants to send Tony to Malaysia already? (Though the government there probably doesn't even want him...)

Because high tech gaydar technology isn't yet available in Malaysia, authorities are resorting to the next most offensive best thing: endorsing a list of the "warning signs of homosexuality" so that communities can vigilantly prevent the "Western trend" from "spreading" to its schoolchildren. 

So, which teen styles have the Malaysian government determined to be homosexual and worthy of punishment?

Proving he was not much more than a sack of sand blocking the road to Massachusetts marriage equality in 2004, then-Governor Mitt Romney reluctantly met with a group of gay parents in a PR-orchestrated act of diplomacy. As the he continues to slip in the polls in the 2012 presidential election, more details from this eight-year old meeting is coming to light. 

In response to the homophobic letter written by Maryland Rep. Emmet Burns demanding the NFL punish Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo for supporting marriage equality, the gorgeous and well-written Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe has penned a response letter to the anti-gay lawmaker. 

The must read (including the line so good we had to put it in the headline) after the jump!

GOProud head Jimmy LaSalvia explained away yesterday's RNC PR disaster by saying that gays are shallow and care more about dating rich men than their own civil rights. Or something.  

Hate group leaders and former Dbag of the Day crown holders Peter LaBarbera (of the Americans for Truth About Homosexuality) and vehement anti-gay activist "Pastor" John Kirkwood have decided that Dan Savage won the Bible/same-sex marriage debate against their homophobic colleague, Brian Brown. 

But why? 

When a Virginia-based reporter played a word association game with Paul Ryan and Chick-Fil-A came up, the GOP vice presidential candidate revealed how he feels about the chicken chain's anti-gay PR problem.