Denver's Pastor Bob Enyart's hate for gay people is so blinding that he has forgotten the meaning of "boycott."

To show his sheeple exactly what he thinks of the coffeemaker's endorsement of equality, Enyart supported his local Starbucks with his business before taking the hard-earned latte home to pour in a sewer. All in the name of demonstrating allegiance to NOM's "Dump Starbucks" campaign (and, therefore, in the name of Jesus).

Make sense?

The National Organization for Marriage's head homophobe Brian Brown has spent the past week peering into many polished sets of crystal balls. He's finally come up for air to share yet another prophecy with the world: President Obama will lose his reelection bid strictly based on his support of same-sex marriage. The quote we can throw in to the growing, steaming pile of "things Brian Brown got wrong" follows. 

As we wait with bated breath for any word out of the ABC News interview with President Obama, the alphabet network is spreading the news that Mitt Romney has reaffirmed his opposition to same-sex marriage and civil unions today in Colorado. 

Breaking news: Our husband Anderson Cooper works out. Earth shattering, right?

At least that's what beacon-of-tact Rush Limbaugh thought this week when he accused Anderson of spending more time in the gym than in the news studio. So, Anderson spent his Thursday night Ridiculust segment to poke fun at Rush's time spent poking fun at Anderson. It was a daisy chain of poking that not even Facebook could keep up with!

Video after the jump!

The National Organization for Marriage is still outraged OUTRAGED! over the scandal it likely helped manufacture in an attempt to dethrone one of the country's top LGBT personalities, which makes the next move in its political strategy a chin-scratcher. In a challenge raised today, NOM's head homophobe Brian Brown has invited Dan Savage to debate the bible. Now while NOM's not known for making the smartest, most-successful political moves, if Dan accepts, Brian is going to get his ass handed to him on a platter (and not in the way Marcus Bachmann enjoys). Details follow. 

Jason Mraz has joined Chelsea Clinton in the unofficial celebrities we love fighting North Carolina's Amendment One campaign that we created in our heads.

Having been publicly humiliated as it lost its first battle against JC Penney, the masochistic One Million Moms is returning to the site of the crime in a new attempt to protest the LGBT-friendly retailer. Though the hundred or so moms' second declaration of war against JC Penney again includes lesbians, this time around its a perfectly healthy and happy seeming "couple" that graces the pages of a new catalog that has OMM putting up its fists. 

Bryan Fischer seems to be preparing for the London Olympics considering all the death-defying hoops he has to jump through to turn a statement from Dr. Martin Luther King into a blank check for discrimination against the LGBT. 

Though NOM and other anti-gay forces on the ground in North Carolina are rushing to cover up this video, this is exactly what our LGBT friends in the southern state are up against. Follow the jump to watch a video discovered by JoeMyGod showcasing a homophobic asshole firing a shotgun into an anti-Amendment One yard sign.

With petitions, protest and criticism converging in a storm of bad press, the Nebraska Cornhuskers' notoriously anti-gay assistant coach Ron Brown has offered to become a martyr. 

In their campaign to have adults stop talking about the LGBT community, the coalition of Missouri lawmakers pushing for a "Don't Say Gay" bill are the only ones engaging in unbecoming language that has no place within earshot of children.

Newt Gingrich, who wants to be an authority on marriage so badly that he ditches his sick wives to rush to the altar with mistresses, has released a video encouraging North Carolina voters to pass Amendment One. Seriously.