Someone sniffed too many poppers on New Year's Eve. We're not even a week into 2013 and there's already too much cray-cray circling the Internet, namely thanks to self-labeled "ex gay porn star" Joseph Sciambra. In a video that will be studied by psychiatry students for decades to come, Sciambra claims gay men give birth to the devil anally. 

Feel better about your own sanity by watching Sciambra's video after the jump!

Updated 12:30 p.m. EST

New Jersey Devil Cam Janssen has apologized for joking about beating up gay hockey players during a recent radio interview. Details follow. 

If you're like me, you've spent most of the past decade daydreaming about the whereabouts of Andrea "Andy" Sachs and Miranda Priestly and most likely need a new hobby will most likely greet today's news that The Devil Wears Prada is getting a sequel with hysterical shrieks.

In the midst of our celebratory revelry, last night also brought us a union of two of our faves, Stephen Colbert and the Queen of Fashion herself, Vogue editrix, Anna Wintour.

Ms. Wintour was there to discuss the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute's new exhibit, "Schiaparelli and Prada: Impossible Conversations."

Of course, the conversation diverged from there, touching on Obama's endorsement of same-sex marriage (there were tears at Vogue!) and a somewhat disturbing mental image of dear Anna in zebra-striped sweatpants bobbing for french fries at Long John Silver's...

See for yourself after the jump.