Marc Jacobs is the latest gay fashion icon to be snatched up in a promotion deal by Diet Coke (Karl Lagerfeld and Jean Paul Gaultier preceded him), and he's decided to kick off his new relationship with the brand by going shirtless. Check out how Marc's making women all giddy in Diet Coke's new ad after the break.

Lucky Vanos made our tongues tingle for more than just Diet Coke nearly two decades ago. But now the torch has been passed to Andrew Cooper, the beverage's new spokes hunk. Check out Andrew's first spot for Diet Coke after the jump. 

Anyone know the rules on shipping soda from Japan?!

Today, Pepsi released "Pepsi Special" nationwide in Japan and we need to get our hand on it! Why, you might ask? Apparently it has fat blockers!!

Details after the jump. 

A new ad from PETA connects a vegetarian diet to sexual health in men by replacing man meat with the squash family. The activist group is always up to some head-shaking unbelievable shit, but this new stunt might take the cock cake. Check out the NSFW-ish commercial after the jump. 

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DJ Dominic Dieter has apologized for an appalling anti-gay remark he made on air during Friday's radio broadcast of a popular Cleveland morning show.

Diet Coke has been re-VAMPED and by new creative director, Jean Paul Gaultier, no less!

And no, there's nothing vampire related involved.

A Diet Coke bottle just happens to look mighty sassy in a corset.

Check out more of Gaultier's limited edition Diet Coke products after the jump!

If you want to look like you were carved from marble too, you better invest in a chicken coop. After the jump, Kellan Lutz shows off his muscles and discusses the insane discipline needed to keep them.

Noted Barney's Creative Director Simon Doonan has just sold a manuscript for a diet book that sells the secrets and stereotypes of gay culture to the desperate overweight masses. Details follow.

Michelle Obama and her socialist agenda knows no end. Her latest attack on America is being waged on the dinner tables of hard-working patriots. With the help of the USDA, a new daily dietary nutritional guideline has emerged that has successfully euthanized the Food Pyramid thanks to Obamacare and replaced it with a wacky, leftist "Food Plate." (Did I make Tina Fey proud with my Palin impression?)

Seriously, though: Michelle Obama and the USDA have released a new dietary guideline graph that's much more easily-digestible (hardy, har) than the antiquated Crisco-infested pyramid. And yes, my special Food Plate for Speedo Season and Gay Pride month is viewable after the jump...