Horrifying pictures of a hospitalized Mallory Owens have been spread around Facebook as much as that copyright statement this week, along with a petition urging Mobile County, Alabama prosecutors to charge her attack as a hate crime. But now that she's well enough to speak to the press, Mallory herself is making some shocking claims about the Thanksgiving dinner assault she faced at the hands of her girlfriend's brother. 

Yes, you read that correctly. Chris Kluwe at The Strip Club! Sign us up! But, while the ebay auction seems legit, that aforementioned "strip club" is serving up something decidely different than egg and legs and scantily clad go-go boys.

Read all about the auction and bid for yourself after the jump.

Darren Criss got all swoonworthy when he gave us his take on an old Broadway classic last night at Outfest's Legacy Awards honoring stage and screen producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron.

Watch his take on "Happy To Keep His Dinner Warm" (from How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying) and be prepared to feel warm in your nether regions after the jump!

Is being gay bad feng shui? 

Asian-fusion restaurant, Amber Village, allegedly thinks so according to a lawsuit filed by newlyweds Barrett Greene and Thomas Eng in New York City after their rehearsal dinner was cancelled because apparently gay parties are "especially bad for feng shui."

You know, the flow of energy in a space? Is this some sort of commentary on the snark and shade that the gays are known to throw, because we acknowledge it can change the energy of a room, but not enough to cancel a rehearsal dinner!

More after the jump!

Hate group leaders and former Dbag of the Day crown holders Peter LaBarbera (of the Americans for Truth About Homosexuality) and vehement anti-gay activist "Pastor" John Kirkwood have decided that Dan Savage won the Bible/same-sex marriage debate against their homophobic colleague, Brian Brown. 

But why? 

So many dinners today! Following Tony Perkins' decision to accept Jennifer Chrisler's dinner invite, now it's been announced that NOM's Brian Brown has accepted Dan Savage's invitation to a taped dinner at Savage's home.

See what Brown has to say after the jump!

With the Modern Family cast, Dustin Lance Black and a handful of Gleeks peppering the audience at this weekend's White House Correspondents' Dinner, one could easily say it was the gayest event of the annual series' history yet. But, surprisingly, what happened on stage might have actually been gayer than the rainbow of primped and preened folks sitting in the audience that night.

Follow the jump for a video courtesy of Think Progress compiling all the gay jokes made during the gala, including President Obama's "It's Raining Men" punchline and Jimmy Kimmel's jab at Santorum's sweater vest collection!

We raised one or seven glasses to Michael Fassbender's talent at breakfast this morning after learning that Charlize Theron did the same at the HRC Awards over the weekend. Raise your Bloody Mary and follow the jump for more!

GLAAD has launched a new holiday campaign with the ultimate goal of reminding possibly-sheltered heterosexual family members that someone they love is gay. Only caveat? Possibly making for an awkward Thanksgiving dinner conversation. Details follow.

President Obama continues his push to get on our good side (our left, if you were wondering) with word that he will once again give the keynote address at the Human Rights Campaign National Dinner.

Over the weekend two male celebrities made headlines separately in their fight for the GLBT community, so we thought we’d round up the awe-inspiring videos of their stories in case you missed ‘em.

(Follow the jump for the videos)

First up, Clay Aiken increases his gay profile at an HRC benefit in North Carolina, acknowledging we were all thinking "it's about damn time" when he came out on the cover of a magazine.

Next, sexy straight ally Daniel Radcliffe discusses his new Trevor Project PSA.

"And then I went to school and (for) the first time ...

In case you missed the telecasts on CNN or CSPAN or the YouTube videos out there...