We're all crazy over Gaga, but a middle-aged male Romanian fan took that to the extreme yesterday in Bucharest, Romania. As Mother Monster walked through her hotel, the overzealous fan shot through an unknown security flaw (aka revolving doors) in an attempt to burden the star with an autograph request. But Mr. Bodyguard wasn't having any of the sudden unexpected movement and let loose a strangle hold/bodyslam/pinning combo referred to in some circles as the "Fifty Shades of Grey Maneuver." 

Fire up Whitney's "I Will Always Love You" and follow the jump to watch Gaga's stacked bodybuard protect from a dangerous pen-wielding fan!

Nothing says "I'm coming out of the closet into manhood" like a 13-year old boy recreating every single hand shimmy of choreography to Madonna's "Vogue." That's exactly what the now-adult Shaun Sperling did back in 1992, and we can't think of a better way to say, "Happy birthday, Madonna. Thanks for helping family and friends realize an entire generation of adolescent boys like us were gay!" 

I've been waiting to hear Christina Aguilera unleash a shade of bitch so ferocious that it disentegrates the shellackle of red varnish permanently affixed to her lips over this whole Britney on The X-Factor thing.  

Did we get our wish after XL-Tina finally chimed in on Brit Brit creeping into her reality show judging game? 

Though we would've recorded them anyway, Tivo recommended both of Kathy Griffin's recent specials, Pants Off and Tired Hooker based on our previous sordid interest in similarly-titled shows. Thankfully, we can continue our obsession with two of Kathy's best stand-ups to date without having Tivo randomly record Cinemax Late Night thanks to the Queen's new double feature DVD!

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Whatever audience members who may have been turned off the NFL by the controversy over anti-Obama Hank Williams Jr.'s "Are You Ready For Some Football?" might be turned back on by Kelly Clarkson's new song for the Dallas Cowboys. Check out the dance floor ready tune that will hold its own outside of fall football games after the jump and let us know if you heart it or hate it in the comments!

Nascent house music/hip-hop hybrid Azealia Banks has embraced voguing culture, early 90s underground house music and hyperspeed rhymes so dirty they make Nicki Minaj seem as staunchly conservative as Sarah Palin. And because of all that, we've embraced Azealia. 

Check out the latest music video from the music world's IT girl, "Van Vogue," after the jump. 

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Lady Gaga has received and responded to the letter penned by PETA's openly gay VP Dan Mathews warning Mother Monster of a Kim Kardashian-like incident if she didn't make her stance on fur clear.

So, how did Gaga respond?

If you want to soak yourself in the pheromones of WTFness, take on the scent of S&M backrooms at the Eagle and lather your pores with the high-grade industrial oil used to slick Gaga's hooves into her custom couture heels, then Mother Monster's new FAME fragrance is just for you, according to its first promo video. Watch after the jump!

The always outspoken Roseanne Barr appeared on Piers Morgan last night to promote her upcoming (can't wait!) Comedy Central Roast when the interview turned up into a ringing endorsement for the legitimacy of gay relationships.

Check out what Roseanne has to say about gay relationships after the jump!

We've had our queer eye on Ellie Goulding for some time now, so it's nice to see the singer finally take America by storm with "Lights," which currently sits at No. 2 on the Billboard Hot 100. But we've been praying to our Ellie shrine for new music for over a year now and finally have it in the form of "Anything Can Happen," the lead single from the U.K. artist's sophomore album Halcyon (out October 8).

Can lightning strike twice for Ellie? Anything could happen! Follow the jump to check out the "Anything Could Happen" lyric video and let us know what you think in the comments!

There's no mistaking that Lady Gaga's inspiration in her second cover for Vogue, out today, is none other than HBIC RuPaul. The Internet has been whispering it all day, and finally, Mother Monster herself has tackled the rumors.

So, what's the TEA?

Proving there's no stunt queen like a meemaw stunt queen, New York Times bestselling author (oh, and gaydored legendary comedian) Joan Rivers was escorted by police out of a California Costco. Joan dusted off her Depression-era "marital aid" handcuffs and locked herself to a shopping cart in protest of Costco's banning of her book I Hate Everybody ... Starting With Me.