"The Pregnant Man" Thomas Beatie won't be getting his divorce from his wife Nancy Beatie based on a ruling by Arizona Family Court Judge Douglas Gerlach. 

Find out why the judge rejected his request after the jump!

Yep. We'd watch that show. 

Take this with huge grains of extra salt rimming your lunchtime margarita, but Pulitzer Prize non-winner the National Enquirer is reporting that Jessica Simpson's dad Joe came out to family two months back.

Well this is complicated...

An Arizona judge is deliberating over whether he can legally grant a divorce to Thomas Beatie (aka "The Pregnant Man") and his wife, Nancy.

The judge's primary question: Is Thomas Beatie really a man?

More after the jump.

The contract terms have reached their expiration!

After five years of blissful, couch-jumping marriage, Tom Cruise is shaving off Katie Holmes as the A-List couple reveals plans to divorce. Details follow. 

Good news! Maryland’s highest court ruled Friday that same-sex couples can divorce in the state even though Maryland does not yet permit same-sex marriages.

Yes, we know it’s weird to be excited about divorce, but this decision on the part of the court shows clear recognition of same-sex marriages by the state, even though same-sex marriages aren’t currently legal in Maryland.

More after the jump.

The Rhode Island House Judiciary Committee was scheduled to hear 3 different bills pertaining to same-sex marriage today...and they're kind of a big deal.

Check out what's on the docket after the jump!

We hate it when a seemingly happy couple calls it quits.

Especially when it’s one of our own.

Mike & Ike are getting a divorce, y’all!!

More after the jump.

A new study from the United Kingdom reveals it might be straight couples who are at a higher risk of ruining the sanctity of marriage, even when same-sex partners are provided with access to something similar. 

Fran Drescher loves the gays. She loves us so much she wants to marry us!

Literally.

The lovely Ms. Drescher officiated a same-sex wedding last night in New York City as part of her “‘Love is Love’ Gay Marriage Contest.”

Check out Russell Kemp and Tom Wahlen entering into matrimonial bliss, courtesy of Fran Drescher, after the jump!

Some of us may want to start a tax scam ring involving 72-day marriages that end with us donating some money to charity in lieu of returning wedding gifts, but pesky anti-gay laws keep us from realizing this Kardashian-inspired dream!

Well, D.C. is looking to help some of us out. The City Council of the District of Columbia has approved legislation that helps same-sex couples who married in the city but are non-residents obtain a divorce. Details and a local new report follow. 

While Fran Drescher is giving us Happily Divorced realness on her new hit show, she’s promoting marriage bliss with her new contest, the “Love is Love Gay Marriage Contest.” Want be married by this Nanny? Check out the details here.