Though any song with lyrics like "I'm down on my knees, I want to take you there" might be more appropriate for her husband, Michele Bachmann was the actual desired target of a flash-mob set to Madonna's "Like A Prayer." Details follow.

The reactions from the diss heard 'round the world have obviously echoed all the way up to Madonna's cybernetic ears because Her Madgesty has released an official love letter, in the form of a silent movie, to hydrangeas. Follow the jump to watch the hilarious short film that ends in the way only Madonna could end it...

Well we know she won't be singing any loves songs to hydrangeas. What else do we know about the just-announced album Madonna is working on? 

Updated 10:45 a.m. (EST)

In case you had thought Madonna coming out as a Hydrangeaphobe would have sparked a massive PR reconnaissance campaign, you may have been wrong; Madonna's publicity team is sticking behind their bread & butter without apologizing to the sweet, thoughtful fan (though they do deliver a half-assed "sorry" note to the hydrangeas of all things). So, what does Madonna's PR team have to say about the incident?

When you adore Gaga, Gaga adores you back and calls you a Little Monster. When you adore Madonna, she wants to know how profound your adoration is. See, they aren't so similar after all. Details after the jump.

After the jump, check Gaga channeling Madge's Erotica—down to the nip slip—in these somewhat disturbing Polaroid-esque shots. Warning: Graphic material and nudity. Ours may be NSFW, others found at the link definitely are NSFW.

At first glance this MTV VMA promo featuring cats recreating Madonna's 1984 performance at the award show is camp; at second, we worry it's a glimpse into our future of recreating the performances of cherished gay divas with our army of felines. Follow the jump to watch Mona the Cat perform "Like A Virgin."

File this under disgusting: a New Jersey bridal and tux rental shop refused to sell a wedding dress to a woman who planned to marry her female partner because marriage equality is an "illegal action" in the state.

Move over Royal Wedding or A-List season premiere—the gayest TV event of 2011 might just be the upcoming Britney Spears tribute on MTV's Video Music Awards. So, just how many gaydored pop-stars does it take to change a lightbulb honor Brit Brit?

Happy 53rd birthday, Madonna! We're already one or four drinks into celebrating Her Madgesty's birthday, remembering that she's already taught us (and a few contemporary international pop stars) all we know. Fast forward (actually don't fast forward—the "Vogue" montage is brilliant) to the halfway mark in the video we've dusted-off in Madonna's honor (watch after the jump) to find out just how much we've learned from the one and only M!

Michael Jackson, Madonna and Janet Jackson earned epic VMA tribute performances before her, but this year, according to a just-released announcement from MTV, a gaydored pop icon from a younger generation is getting her due. So, who is it?

CharlieHidesTV does it again with another goofy and dragtastic parody of the gay icons. This time Madonna searches for a youngster to duet with her, and continues to get mocked by Cher and Gaga. Video after the jump.