A video message of hope recorded by Olympic runner Oscar Pistorius will not be available on the It Gets Better's South African website when it launches this week. 

Like us after two or three wine coolers, the lazy punchline awarded by Italian handball player Ivan Stuffer's recent on-court "nutjob" is too easy. (And yes, his last name really is "stuffer".) 

Following a bit of gay panic during a recent match, the Briskena player dropped his shorts to gave his package an aggressive shake. This all was caught on video of course, which you can examine after the jump!

UPS announced Monday afternoon that it will no longer provide grants to the Boy Scouts of America because of the group's discriminatory policies barring gays from openly serving as troops or leaders. 

Looks like her publicist's hastily written late-night apology didn't do Paris Hilton much good; Logo has announced that it will not air a Paris Hilton documentary as planned due to the socialite's "most gay men probably have AIDS" comments. 

Unable to stick with any relationship for the long haul, thrice-married anti-gay activist Newt Gingrich will break up with his bid for the presidency next week, according to CNN.

The sad rumor that our nomination for president, Kristen Wiig, will be dropping out of Saturday Night Live at the end of the season (which coincides with the end of her contract) was recently posed to the gorgeous funny lady herself. So, what does Kristen have to say about word that she's leaving SNL this year?

Hear that cackle in the distance? It emanates from a monster lair deep in the Lower East Side where Gaga has checked her "Madonna" news alerts for the 4,357 time today to learn that MDNA continues to smash records. But this time around it's not a chart record that Her Madgesty's boy-toy will have to spend his playtime nailing to the wall of her trophy hall. 

Guess blaming the end of America on openly-gay soldiers didn't bode too well for Rick Perry's presidential campaign! CNN is reporting that the Brokeback doppelganger will announce the end of his bid for the Republican nomination on Thursday night. Details follow.

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With the bad news out of Iowa (Santorum's frothy and unwelcome surge) there comes some good: First Mistress of conversion therapy Michele Bachmann has dropped out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination. Details and video of Michele's press conference, after the jump.

Sydney's annual Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras, easily one of the world's largest LGBT events, has officially de-gayed its globally-famous title in an effort to market to the straight community. Details on the re-branded "Sydney Mardi Gras" and the promotional video created to help gays cope with the controversial decision, after the jump.