Guess it wasn't exactly a blissful union when Jitters & Bliss decided to exploit the National Organization for Marriage's "Dump Starbucks" campaign by offering their customers a "Preferred Homophobic" discount of sorts. Details follow. 

Updated Thursday, 2:30 p.m. EST

Everything we all suspected has been proven true: Bob Enyart—the Denver-based homophobic pastor who hates Starbucks so much he gives them his money—is a class-act and upstanding member of society. 

Or, Pastor Enyart is a convicted child abuser, according to a story from 1999 that surfaced today in the wake of his new-found infamy. Details follow.