Just like Lindsay Lohan's liver, her "comeback vehicle" (which ultimately crashed") Liz & Dick is getting trashed left and right. Except by Lady Gaga. 

If you're like us, you're still hungover from the Liz & Dick drinking game that instructed you to take a shot every time the Lifetime Dame Elizabeth biopic made you unintentionally laugh. Thankfully, we have a little dose of unusual sobriety from Lindsay Lohan today to digest along with a handful of Tylenol. 

We have a slight case of the sadz today after the first reviews of Lifetime's ode to Dame Elizabeth Taylor reveal what everyone (except for Lifetime, it seems) expected (that it blows). But our frown is turned upside down by the Hollywood Reporter's Tim Goodman deciding that its unintentional humor makes for a great drinking game.

When Lifetime gives you Lohans, make a good drinking game!

Check out THR's catty take down of Liz & Dick after the jump.

Folks haven't been too impressed by the still images of Lindsay Lohan playing the late & great Elizabeth Taylor on the set of Lifetime's Liz & Dick, so maybe the first trailer for the film will sway some minds?

Maybe it's the fact that the new promotional pictures for Lifetime's much-buzzed about train wreck Liz & Dick contain 16-packs of abs, or maybe it's that Lindsay Lohan actually looks younger than she does in real life in her portrayal of the late and great Liz; whatever it is, the new slew of images might leave folks slightly more optimistic about the upcoming biopic.

Check out a few more after the jump!

Gay aficionados around the world scoffed when word leaked that Lifetime had cast Lindsay Lohan to play Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming biopic. Will the grunts and criticisms be silenced by the first picture of Lindsay in full Liz drag?  (Update: We've got one more image for you, Instincters. This one's with La Lohan and her co-star Grant Bowler as Richard Burton.) Check it out after the jump!

On the high heels of Lifetime's head honcho Rob Sharenow defending the decision to cast Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor (TLDR:  "Yes, we really cast *this bitch*), Rosie O'Donnell, Star Jones and Donnie Deutsch appeared on Today to give their collective two cents (six cents!). As always, Rosie's passionate response demanded the most airtime—and is absolutely delicious!

There were murmurings that this might happen, but we have to admit we’re surprised that this one’s actually official.

Lindsay Lohan has signed on the dotted line and is set to star as THE Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime Original Movie, Liz & Dick.

More after the jump.

Should Megan Fox have been more of a mess? According to Hollywood insiders, Lindsay Lohan has beaten Fox out for the role of Elizabeth Taylor in Lifetime's anticipated biopic, Elizabeth And Richard: A Love Story. 

Apparently Lindsay Lohan will remain unsatisfied until her sticky fingers steal every ounce of class from history's most glamorous women. Playing Hollywood's glamour girls one by one does not, by proximity and emulation, make one less trashy, Lilo. (News of Lindsay's possible next big role that has left the Internet in shock, after the jump.)

Our family jewels barely fetch three Craigslist emails, so we're simply beside ourselves with awe after late great Dame Elizabeth Taylor's bling collected more than $116 million, all in the name of charity. Details follow. 

Diamonds! Memorabilia! Haute couture! Modern art! Dame Elizabeth Taylor seemed to love her bling as much as she loved marrying leading men.

Now, thanks to an announcement from Christies, we have a chance to get our hands (or earlobes or neck) on Liz Taylor's glamorous bounty in an unprecedented auction of the icon's possessions, slated for December, that will benefit her AIDS charity. Details follow.