Gah!! We love Ellen! 

You've presumbably heard about the latest Abercrombie & Fitch controversy. Long story short, the company's CEO Mike Jeffries thinks A&F is an aspirational brand that isn't suited for people that don't fit into the "All-American" zero percent body fat mold. Apparently the company's stopped making clothing that's sized beyond a woman's size ten.

Basically if you're not hot magazine cover material, you're not Abercrombie's audience. (This, of course, is all the more interesting based on images of Jeffries.)

Well Ellen's not having it. See what she has to say after the jump!

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Ellen DeGeneres took a moment on her show to poignantly and hilariously congratulate NBA star Jason Collins on coming out. 

Considering the walls Ellen broke through (and the professional hits she took) when she bravely came out in the 90's, the moment feels even more special!

Watch after the jump.

We're getting more Ellen!

The mega-successful talk show host and comedienne has had The Ellen DeGeneres Show renewed in a multi-year deal. 

Details after the jump.

Ellen DeGeneres submitted her own brief to the U.S. Supreme Court encouraging them to overturn California's Proposition 8....kinda.

Not surprisingly, she did it in her own way.

Check out what Ellen has to say after the jump!

Ellen's dutifully been slaving away to find The Ellen DeGeneres Show's first male underwear model and it looks like she's narrowed it down!

The sacrifices she makes! (We volunteered to assist, but for some reason she questioned our motives.)

Check out Ellen's models on the catwalk after the jump and let us know who you're rooting for!

Nicki Minaj stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show to promote American Idol and Ellen wouldn't be Ellen if she didn't address the diva battle between Nicki and fellow judge, Mariah Carey. 

Interestingly Nicki manages to explain herself in a way that's almost, dare we say it, charming? And she manages to throw some subtle shade Mariah's way while masking it in kindness. 

American Idol could be interesting indeed. 

Watch Nicki and Ellen after the jump!

Say it ain't so! 

After fighting oh so gallantly, the anti-gay One Million Moms are laying down their swords and moving on from their battle with JC Penney and Ellen DeGeneres. 

More after the jump.

One Million Moms is going after JC Penney again after they had to utter gall to use Ellen DeGeneres (you know, that spokesperson they paid a bajillion dollar to?) in their latest Christmas ad. 

This is, of course, because Ellen's lesbian cooties will clearly corrupt the elves that join her in the funny (and completely innocuous) spot. 

Check out the ad that's got the all 34 moms' panties in a twist, plus their statement, after the jump!

Kelly Clarkson effortlessly slayed us during her visit to The Ellen DeGeneres Show this week. 

Seriously, can the woman do any wrong vocally?

Check out her performance of "Catch My Breath" after the jump!

Ellen admitted she's a big fan of openly gay Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon's impersonation that debuted on the show last weekend, but wants to know if she "really sounds like that."  

Miley Cyrus, who's making the promo rounds for her guest stint on Two And A Half Men, stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Of course conversation turned to her upcoming nuptials with the lickable Liam Hemsworth and Ellen offered some of her sage wedding advice.

Ellen being Ellen, she also couldn't help but give us Miley what we she wants—a bachelorette party strip tease courtesy of two strapping "maintenance workers."

Watch after the jump!