Leave it to Ellen to finally broach a sensitive subject and turn it into an opportunity to make people smile. The spunky talk show empress blasted One Or Two Moms At Best One Million Moms in a clip previewed ahead of its airing on today's show, and praises the Ninth Circuit for finding Prop 8 unconstitutional (again). Watch, after the jump. 

Though the Ninth Circuit's is the only one that matters (for now), it seems everyone has an opinion on today's landmark appeals ruling finding Prop 8 unconstitutional (again). Wade through the muck with some of our favorite reactions from both sides of the decision, after the jump! 

Check our pulses, our blood pressure and our Botox injection sites because we don't feel like ourselves. We—and our fathers—never thought this day would come. Nope, we're not asking our elementary school girlfriend Katie to get back together (like pops always hoped)—we're entering even more out-of-character territory by *shriek* actually agreeing with something that fell out of Bill O'-freaking-Reilly's mouth and onto the Fox News airwaves! Details, after the jump...

The optimistic jobs report released today can still count Ellen as one of the employed thanks to J.C. Penney, which has refused to cave into homophobic calls to fire the out lesbian for being gay. 

Is Daniel Radcliffe old enough to lust after yet? By U.K. and U.S. standards? Either way this Brit’s got us under a trance between his smoldering photo shoot for Esquire Magazine and his relentless support of the Trevor Project. His appearance on Ellen today showed us once again how this sexy sorcerer uses his power for the gay good. Video after the jump!

Calls for a boycott of JC Penney because of the just-announced partnership with Ellen DeGeneres have received attention from GLAAD, which has launched a petition to help the LGBT stand behind the retailer. 

Next to serving drinks or booty in the local gay watering hole, acting seems to be the last occupation you would find homophobia running its course. That doesn’t stop a high percentage of actors who say they are not out to their agents for fear that their career will pay the price. So why are these actors playing the role of hetero the moment the power players walk by?

Ellen absolutely needs to be our gay bar wingman. She has a knack like no other for getting sezzy men in their underwear in under 30 seconds. It's a true skill. Mario Lopez might not be the best example of Ellen's wingman prowess, however, as we know the hunky underwear magnate will drop trou at the drop of a hat (not that we're complaining). But still!

Follow the jump to watch Mario show off his RatedM underwear on Ellen. 

The greatest writer in history was a flaming homosexual, says Sir Ian McKellen. Well, considering McKellen and Shakespeare likely attended the same finishing school, we're inclined to trust the news. (Details follow.)

We've put up with a roster of Steve Jones's stuffy suits twice weekly, Paula Abdul's surprisingly lucid rambling, Simon Cowell's ego and a Stacey Francis Twitter scandal all just to see The X Factor host have a wardrobe malfunction. Thankfully, Ellen played the stud's Justin Timberlake and made our wait very worth it. Follow the jump to see Steve Jones go shirtless on Ellen.

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In what some might consider an interesting appointment, on Tuesday Ellen DeGeneres was announced as selected by the Obama Administration as a special U.S. AIDS envoy to raise global awareness about the deadly pandemic. Details and new video of Hillary Clinton giving Ellen the honor, after the jump!

Yesterday we informed you that 1990s U.K. boy band take that caused confusion in a teenage Chris Martin who believed he might have been gay. Today, Coldplay's gorgeously lanky frontman continued the charade by telling Ellen that wife and baby-mamma Gwyneth Paltrow has "been a great beard for me now, for 10 years." Follow the jump to watch the video.