The prison library needs to open so that Michelle Visage, RuPaul and Santino can read Brazilian inmate Ronald Silva into another dimension.

Ronald, who is behind bars for alleged drug trafficking, snuck in his wife's clothing, painted his face and tucked away without any help from a mirror (obviously), and attempted to sashay right out of prison. Details follow.

We've been living for Sweet Brown since she shot to interweb fame faster than you can say "cold pop."

It was only a matter of time before Sweet Brown's sultry vocals were remixed into the soulful ballad of our time.

Check out Sweet Brown's sure-to-be a smash hit single "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That" after the jump.