Florida's Lake County School Board members are acting more like kindergartners than adults in their consideration of allowing a gay-straight alliance in their district. 

We need to get in the gambling business with Mario Lopez now that we know he's good for paying up. The American David Beckham lost a Super Bowl bet that had him streaking half-naked down the trolley tracks at L.A.'s Grove for all the Extra! cameras to see. Check it out after the jump!

Well, the wait is finally over for gay gamers who were excited that Star Wars: The Old Republic was going to include same-sex romances in its most recent expansion pack. The move, which was announced in 2012 and incited ridiculous fears from bigots of "RuPaul Darth Vader" dolls, was rolled out last week. But how the big, progressive move was implemented hasn't exactly left a good taste in the mouths of the gay galaxy. 

We would just like to say that at no time were we anywhere near the Magic Mike set. 

Now that that's been established, we had to share this gem of a story. 

Apparently while shooting "the cinematic triumph of our time," Matthew McConaughey almost got a finger up the butt from an over eager extra. 

Ay dios mio! 

More after the jump. 

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Nicki Minaj has taken to Twitter to calm Mariah down and send her to that soothing place filled with butterflies and lambs that she drifts off to every now and again. 

So, what does Nicki have to say after hearing that Mariah has added extra security and is in fear of her life?

This is decidedly less sexy than all of our doctor/patient porn fantasies, but   it's certainly efficient!

Chinese hospitals are introducing a new hands-free sperm extracting machine!

Details after the jump.

If you have a little extra junk in the hood or simply want others to believe you have extra horse power, then these new jeans that include extra breathing room for man members might be for you!

If there's one thing we've always been able to count on Christina Aguilera for, beyond otherworldly vocals, it's her ability to throw shade.

Britney,Beyonce, Gaga, Pink—they’ve all felt her wrath, which is why her recent reaction to the additions of Britney Spears and Mariah Carey to The X-Factor and American Idol, respectively, has left us more than a little disconcerted.

See what X-Tina has to say in an interview with Extra after the jump.

Though it came out yesterday that the Examiner profile painting rising boxing superstar Manny Pacquiao as a Bible-quoting homophobe was more of a team effort than direct quotes, the athlete has been compelled enough to apologize to the gay community for the story. 

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Glee made sure every gay eyeball was focused on its return to TV last night by securing the openly hot Matt Bomer in the role of Blaine's (Darren Criss) long lost brother. But the episode left us with plenty of questions about the Brothers Anderson, only one of which is kid friendly: what would a Cooper Anderson's (Bomer) video audition for Michael Bay look like?

Are you that person who sits outside Warner Brothers or Paramount Studios hoping to be discovered? Well, unfortunately, it ain't 1943, which means we no longer give "uppers" and "downers" to our little Dakota Fannings and being "discovered" this way is as successful as not being discovered on Grindr at a gay bar. However, like your own personal fairy gay mother, we will point you in the right direction.

All extra-curricular clubs at a high school in Clovis, New Mexico were banned after school officials learned that a gay-straight alliance had formed.