Wanna skip working out your corneal muscles at the gym tonight? Avoid the steam room exercise machine (all that cruising buffs up the brows!) and instead let your eyes roll away countless reps courtesy of Tennessee's resident d-bag politician, state Sen. Stacey "Don't Say Gay" Campbell. So, what are Stacey's latest homophobic hijinks? 

Grab a bottle of Gun Oil or Platinum Wet or whichever brand you prefer or risk straining your gorgeous eye muscles with today's eye-roll of the day: The American Family Association is insisting to its sheeple that California school children will be forced to compete in RuPaul's Drag Race-style "cross-dressing contests" in celebration of this month's Harvey Milk Day.