If Lifetime was looking for a young train wreck who commands headlines to play the late and great Dame Elizabeth Taylor, perhaps network big wigs should've cast Britney in place of Lindsay? In Brit Brit's latest perfume commercial for "Fantasy Twist," the X-Factor judge plays dress up and looks more like Liz Taylor in Cleopatra drag than Lindsay Lohan. (To be fair, Chris Crocker's freshly bleached you-know-what looks more like Liz Taylor than Lindsay Lohan.)

Check out Brit Brit's Cleopatra, Jean Harlow and futuristic goth dominatrix fantasy twists after the jump!

Just because we live in a world surround by fairies, good and evil queens, an enchanted forest, ahem, Fire Island's meat rack, and live for happy endings doesn't mean we don't enjoy ABC's take on such a scenario, Once Upon A Time. Sure, it's more family friendly than our version of fairy tails (not a typo) colliding hard against reality, but its first season was still one of our DVR obsessions. 

Catch up before the cult-hit fantasy's season two kicks off this fall with this week's Swag Suite: Once Upon A Time: The Complete First Season on DVD!

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To arrive at the answer one must first look at the drama currently unfolding behind the pages of the young adult fiction world. Details and an update revealing an alleged fabrication in the name of publicity for a new book, after the jump.

It's hard to believe that in all of the Star Trek universe (and franchises), an identifiable out gay character has not yet emerged. J.J. Abrams wants to change that. 

With the final movie out to the world, the Harry Potter adventure seems to have come to an end, however, this will not stop superfans from rewriting Harry Potter history. After the jump, watch the charming but embarrassed Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy, suffer through Conan's barrage of homoerotic fan-made art of Harry and Draco.

Though Professor Lupin ends up with the very-female Nymphadora Tonks in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, actor David Thewliss, who plays the role in the films, says he was playing the part of a gay wizard. 

On Monday it was announced that cutie-patootie David Burtka is the first co-host of E!'s new sex-themed talk show, Foursome. (Think a pre-menopausal The View -- or The Talk if it was watchable.) Burtka, NPH's longtime partner, will be joined by three other co-hosts to finalize casting for the show. Take it easy E!--we've done your dirty work and have selected the perfect three panelists to round out your show!

So, who do we think should co-host Foursome?

The trendiest way to extend 15 minutes in Hollywood has returned with a new cast announcement, and as usual there are some decisions that leave us at Instinct scratching our (chiseled) chins. Dancing with the Stars Reality TV Personalities Future Wendy’s Drive Thru Staff will return soon for its spring season and will bring along some names we totally get (Evan Lysacek), some names we can’t get enough of (The Bachelor Jake Pavelka) and some messes we cannot wait to see muster up a Waltz (Kate Gosselin).

Though not quite the big names, the upcoming cast -- which includes the personalities below -- has almost whet our large, eager appetite for dance floor drama (follow the jump to see which names would have made us even whetter).

Pamela...

It's been quite the week for gay geeks as far as fan art goes. First came the kinkier side of Disney's princes, and now we have reimagined (and less-clothed) superheroes.

I'm partial to Aquaman, but who is your favorite?

Aquaman

Aquaman's houseboy, Aqualad

Check out Nightwing's nightthing

Black Lightning

Cosmic Boy

Power bottom boy