Actor Fred Willard—who seems to be in EVERYTHING including most of Christopher Guest's incredible movies—was arrested for pulling a Pee-Wee (fun with puns!) at a Hollywood adult theater. Isn't that what those things are for?  

Details follow. 

Not only will masturbating kill a kitten, make baby jesus cry and rip an angel's wings off, it'll also force some scary Appalachian ice lady to throw on her lace doily hat and magenta coat from Salvation Army's couture collection and come out of her igloo for the first time since Pizza Hut released its new cheeseburger pizza. Or something, according to this accidentally hilarious Blair Witch-style anti-fapping/anti-porn flick from a fundamentalist Christian group looking for funds via Kickstarter.

Grab the popcorn and butter flavored "massage oil" and follow the jump for a few minutes of hearty entertainment!

A handy (hardy, har!) new campaign has launched asking men to fap away to raise money in the fight against prostate cancer (the second deadliest cancer afflicting men, following skin cancer). Details follow.