A new track available on Britney Spears Live The Femme Fatale Tour deluxe CD/DVD release is ready for consumption, Instincters! Follow the jump to hear Britney get "Scary" (in ways that don't involve hair trimming shears, umbrellas or late-night barefoot gas-station hopping) and let us know if you heart or hate the new song!

Forget dancing y’all, Britney is all about the acting! Check out her skills in the brand-new “Criminal” softcore porn music video after the jump.

The album version was the first slow-to-mid-tempo track we've had from Britney in a while, but don't expect the same from the single version that's been remixed for radio. The beat's been given a bump of Lohan powder, the vocals have been subjected to an extra dash of the Ke$ha tool in the editing suite and a few extra sound-effects seemingly culled straight from the Terra Nova premiere have been added, making for a slightly-different track. Follow the jump to check out the radio single version of Britney Spears' "Criminal."

Because she's totally the epitome of glamour, Britney Spears has been Photoshopped to remove the "deer in the headlights" look that plagued much of her VMA experience on the October cover of Britain's Glamour Magazine. Today we get a sneak peek with a handful of preview pics and morsel of interview goodies from the our favorite Venti-sized pop-star. Follow the jump for more!

First of all, the JAWDROPPING and talented tweenlettes who dazzled the stage during the MTV 2011 VMAs' tribute to Britney Spears were absolutely incredible. That said, let's be real: we were all expecting much, much more! Lucky for us, the Femme Fatale tour dancers have delivered with their own tribute to BS. Follow the jump to watch!

Britney Spears seems to have taken a queue from the Vivid Video catalog for her latest music video, "I Wanna Go." How could you go wrong with a video that features a screen capture like you see above? Follow the jump to watch Britney's full new music video and let us know what you think in the comments!

The community has been expecting lots of big gay news today (a vote on marriage equality in New York is one of them), but certainly NOT news that Miz Britney Spears sang live vocals last night at the opening of her Femme Fatale tour in Sacramento! Follow the jump to watch video of Brit Brit performing "Hold It Against Me" with her alleged real-time vocal chords and sound-off in the comments if you think the shocking accusations are true!

A demo of Britney Spears allegedly covering Madonna's "Burning Up" (which the pop princess will reportedly perform during the upcoming Femme Fatale tour) has leaked to the Internet... and—in my best exercise of subtlety—is the HOTNESS! Follow the jump to listen and take to the comments to sound off!

So Taylor Lautner is an obsessed Britney Spears fan. Get over it. It's which Britney Spears song the teen heartthrob would pick to sing on Glee that's the real shocker.

If Minaj’s enthusiasm is any indication of how frickin' fab the tour will be, we’ll have to do things we normally don’t do haven’t done just to get tickets. Find out what the hip-hop princess had to say about the pop princess after the jump.

With Enrique Iglesias's ego out of the way, the hunt for a more appropriate co-headliner for the Femme Fatale tour was able to take place and it looks like our favorite Barbie has been confirmed. Details follow!

Miss Femme Fatale herself is being wooed for a multi-million dollar residency in Sin City. Will she accept?