We're sorry but the two smoldering gay finalists in PETA's "Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door" make us crave meat! They might turn down our lovelorn messages (courtesy of two hours of Facebook stalking) after that joke, but it was totally worth it.

Meet Zachary and Mark, the only gays remaining of the final 10 men competing for the mouth-watering title, after the jump!

No, the above still is not culled from the rumored sextape starring Manila Luzon and her power-lesbian drag wifey Sahara Davenport, but instead from a behind-the-queens video accompanying the latest Absolute commercial. Watch Manila show producers how she greats Sahara in their boudoir, Alexis Mateo represent the "Milleniunnn" and Shangela recycle the same four catchphrases in the hilarious outtakes video cut from the Absolut OUTrageous spot that aired on this week's RuPaul's Drag Race season 4 premiere, after the jump! 

A nice variety of talented movers and shakers are revealed as the 11 finalists in the Smirnoff Vodka/Madonna dance contest. (Vodka, Madonna and dancers = a very happy Hump Day!) One of these dancers will earn a spot on Her Madgesty's next tour. Follow the jump for a cute video announcing the finalists.