If you notice new screenshots of a seemingly scientific penis size gauge shared by your proud male friends on social networks, don't count the rooster before you get a gander at the eggs (or something). Predicktor, a new app appearing in the Android Play Store, jokingly guesses what a guy's packing based on stats like height and shoe size while supplying realistic information that seeks to help "Small Penis Syndrome." And, perhaps most telltale of all, allows users to share their results to social networks. Fun!

Check out the promo video for the new app after the break. 

If you notice a wave of flirty gay men staring at your hands instead of your wallet or nether-regions from this point forward, it might be because South Korean researchers have finally discovered the golden equation, a rule of thumb (no pun intended) more vital to the survival of humanity than Einstein's Theory of Relativity: a discovery allowing size queens to gauge a man's penis size by judging the ratio between his index and ring fingers. Details follow.