SECURITY!!!

Inflammatory pastor (see what we did there), Terry Jones cited President Obama's support of the "gay and lesbian agenda" as the reason for his decision to burn an effigy of Obama and former President Clinton. 

Jones previously caused a huge outcry when he burned a Qur'an.

Watch the crazy after the jump!

Not surprisingly, CBS is using Neil Patrick Harris, one of the network's highest profile stars to promote the Super Bowl, scheduled to air on CBS on Feb. 3.

However, some crazies are criticizing the network for what they maintain is an attempt to promote a gay agenda and insult Christianity. 

Huh?

More after the jump.

Say it ain't so! 

After fighting oh so gallantly, the anti-gay One Million Moms are laying down their swords and moving on from their battle with JC Penney and Ellen DeGeneres. 

More after the jump.

Shit. Siri must've leaked our secret gay agenda out to the right wing. 

Follow the jump for Jest Comedy's revelation of the "Secret Gay Agenda."

The horrifying, Armageddon-inviting right-wing-buzz-phrase "the gay agenda" will be revealed for exactly what it is in an upcoming performance art piece: f*cking boring. Details follow. 

I’ll give it to the religious right – they might've explained my curious lifelong addiction to The Golden Girls.

On Christwire.org, Stephenson Billings makes a compelling case *sarcasm* for the havoc that the hit 80s sitcom inflicted on an entire generation of boys:

The most unexpected segment of this show’s fanbase was America’s young men. In the 80s, these were boys too delicate for sports, too awkward for girls, too “artistic” for labor-intensive work and too flamboyant for peer acceptance in high school. With no real adults in sight, these poor children became obsessed with the poorly conceived characters on this show. Desperate for a firm hand in their lives, they gravitated to the subversive undercurrent of masculinity...