If we could all quit our jobs but keep the income, recognition, the fabulous apartment and the trophy boy, we'd all do it. So there's certainly no judgement coming from us upon word that Pope Benedict will retire to a deluxe apartment within the Vatican, and spend the nights with his suspicious and preferred male companion, Secretary Monsignor Georg Gänswein. 

Former New York Mets catcher Mike Piazza swears he wasn't (and isn't) catching or pitching for our team. 

The 44-year-old tackles (somebody give us a baseball-related pun!!) the persistent gay rumors in his book Long Shot. 

See what he has to say after tthe jump!

It looks like John Travolta's headed to court.

A judge has rejected Travolta's attorneys' attempt to get a case filed by a male cruise ship employee that accused Travolta of exposing himself (among other things) to be handled via arbitration rather than in open court.

Details after the jump. 

We were already in a tizzy over all of Matt Damon's upcoming nakedness in the HBO Liberace biopic, Behind The Candelabra (egads, that title!), but we're even more excited that Matt's addressing those past rumors that he and Ben Affleck were engaged in something beyond the platonic bromance. 

See what Matt had to say about those bromantic gay rumors after the jump!

Nightline has an interview with our favorite country diva, Dolly Parton (sorry Carrie and Shania), and she didn't hold back on all things gay!

From her sexual orientation to her own thoughts on the gay community--nothing was off the table. 

See what she had to say after the jump!

Apparently there was nothing fake about the chemistry between Kirstie Alley and John Travolta back in the Look Who's Talking days. 

They were in love, y'all! 

Or at least Kirstie was in love with John. Was this a typical "straight girl falls in love with her (ALLEGEDLY) gay BFF" situation or were Kirstie and John truly a star-crossed pair?

Kirstie tells all to Barbara Walters as she promotes her new memoir, The Art of Men, after the jump!

We definitely get the fascination with Ian Thorpe and his Thorpedo--specifically whether said Thorpedo is thrusting through seas of men or women (or both).

But it seems the Aussie swimmer is a bit offended by the speculation, and not because he's opposed to being gay.

Hear what he has to say after the jump as he sits down with an Australian interviewer in promotion of his memoir, This Is Me. (We'd recommend skipping to 5:13.)

Jennifer Lopez's boytoy Casper Smart already spends his after school hours fighting the gay rumors, so he didn't exactly have to go the extra mile on Halloween to ensure that they keep flowing by celebrating the international holiday in the great gay tradition: shirtless.

But we're not complaining. 

Check out the full picture to see why we now want a little 4 on the floor time with Casper ourselves after the jump!

Updated Friday 12:37 p.m. PST

The National Log Cabin Republicans have officially condemned the ad published by Broward County, Florida Log Cabin Republicans that featured the body of slain U.S. Ambassador Chris Stevens.

See their Letter to the Editor, sent to the Florida Agenda (the newspaper that published the ad) after the jump.

Having returned from his mental health vacation fully clothed and functional, Kony 2012 founder Jason Russell is once again ready to tackle the pressing issues facing the world.

Like the gay rumors that have followed him all of 2012. 

How did Jason respond when Oprah asked him point blank about the rumors?

Unable to take it as a compliment or roll with them in stride, One Direction's Louis Tomlinson has started lashing out against rumors of a romantic relationship with his band mate Harry Styles. Fans have affectionately appointed the hypothetical couple with the nickname "Larry Stylinson," but the Louis doesn't find it cute. 

It looks like Jeremy Renner's finally learned the classic lesson regarding the lady that doth protest too much!

After getting kind of aggressively angry over gay rumors in the past, it now appears that he's learned to take them in stride.

See what he has to say after the jump.